check out Paris Hilton...
What is the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up in the morning?
So, what band are you guys in?
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Why does a blonde prefer an ajustable steering wheel?
More 'head' room.
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Have you heard about the new blonde paint?
It's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easily.
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Why do blondes have black & blue belly buttons?
Because they have blond boyfriends.
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Why is a blonde like rail-road tracks?
Because she has been laid all over the country.
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How are blondes and screen doors alike?
The more you bang 'em, the looser they get.
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What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
"See ya."
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A blonde is stopped by a police officer for speeding.
He makes her get out of the car and then drops his pants.
The blonde replies "Oh, no... not another breathalyzer test."
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What does a blonde from Kentucky say after sex?
"Get off me Daddy!"
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What do blondes and computer have in common?
You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.
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How does a blonde differ from a brick?
The brick doesn't follow you around for a week after getting laid.
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What is the difference between a blonde and the Titantic?
They know how many people went down on the Titantic.
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Why can't blondes get a driver's license?
Because every time the car stops, they jump in the back seat.
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What do blondes and pianos have in common?
If they are not upright, they're grand.
2006-07-12 19:14:07
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answered by Anonymous
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No but your question is. I'm not blonde but just to assume someone's stupid because they're blonde is stupid. How long are we going to perpetuate these types of social stereotypes? Is it that confusing to think of a blonde as a person that's not stupid? Woah mind blowing concept! A smart blonde my brain can't handle it!
The more these stereotypes prevail the more people fall into them get it? The power of suggestion is great and the social implication of the dumb blonde jokes encourage us to think of blondes as just that. Please people start asking REAL questions.
The fact you asked this question perpetuates this stereotype. It's a haircolor that's it. We've made the culture around it, or social construction of blonde hair if you will. It's a sign that we've given meaning to signify someone who isn't bright which is not true but merely a social myth solidified by the case of a few people who were dumb and happened to be blonde.
2006-07-13 02:29:40
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answered by Melody L 1
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Well I agree to some degree. For example I made an alternate screen name and impersonated a bot. The chick bought it for a solid 3 days. Random mispellings and delayed response times all were mistakenly included on my part. But the point is: she took my offer of a "Tampon survey" and still thought I was a bot. Just amazing. Hell, I sent the conversation into eBaumsworld.com it was so damn funny.
Anyway, I'll answer the question. Not all of us are stupid. But the blonde genre in general just happens to contain more dolts than brunette or other hair colors.
2006-07-13 03:42:55
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answered by badgertooth37 2
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Gwyneth Paltrow, Hillary Clinton, Margaret Thatcher,Bee Arthur. to name a few not stupid blondes.
2006-07-13 01:53:46
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answered by martin h 6
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No. There are just as many stupid brunette people and red-headed people as there are blonde people.
It's just a social stereotype.
2006-07-13 01:55:02
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answered by bettalover 3
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YES!!! The blonder the stupider! From, THE BLOND BOMB SHELL! Oh yeah "JOKE-MAN", you forgot one......What's the difference between a blond and a roaster? The roaster says "cock-a-doodle-do", and the blond says "any cock-a-do" HA! HA! HA!
2006-07-13 03:40:46
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answered by ghostguff 2
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I graduated from college with a Blonde who was UNAWARE that the Moon orbited the Earth.
I guess that doesn't say much for ol'ASU either, does it?
2006-07-20 00:08:19
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answered by ScarMan 5
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Blonde must be your natural color then. As we all know, hair color determines our intelligence.
2006-07-15 20:36:54
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answered by seven 3
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No. People with dark nappy hair are stupid.
How many nappy hairs does it take to screw Washington DC?
2006-07-13 14:19:30
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answered by sighman_legris 2
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not at all but u need 2 b confident with every style other wise everything will look bad on u
sam ;)
2006-07-13 01:52:40
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answered by Anonymous
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