Not to be gross or anything, but what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the exact same time.?

Answer 1

Every bird that was flying above would fall down on the ground and start to shake and die. God would cover the earth with a plastic bag so the scent wouldn't reach his throne.

Answer 2

A giant 36-winged angel with hundreds of eyes all over its massive globular body will descend to Earth and its shrill cry will cause earth quakes all over the world killing many and everyone will panic as the angel unleashes a horde of demons to harvest the bodies of the slain.

Answer 3

The mean temp of the planet would increase .1 degree melt the polar cap and Al Gore would make another global warming movie.

Answer 4

Imagine if everyone lit a match at the same time too!

Answer 5

An open flame would ignite the earth into a giant fireball.

Answer 6

The first unknowing person who was inside working, and stepped out to light a cigarette on their break, would start a firecloud!

How cool would that be?!

Answer 7

not to be gross huh??.... Everyone in the world would feel relieved and happy for one brief moment, before we breathed in through our noses. eeeeww

Answer 8

we would all die from the amount of methane gas haha.oh yeah and we'd all be blown into a billion little pieces , because there will be some fires of course.

Answer 9

as singer jerry lee lewis suggested once: ...."a large purchase of shaking happening". the bamboo in china ought to easily clatter, like thunder. they could likely call it the day of " received lengthy whoo pi " !!!! obviously, 9 months later yet another day must be placed aside, referred to as: "hao kum yoo kum" for each and each and every of the hot toddler's.

Answer 10

Wow thats weird that you would actually think of something like that.. blah