i wanna be the president where do i go to get elected
2006-07-12 17:39:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Make a deal with Warren Buffet, Bill Gates and Enron. Communist China will come along after your in office.
2006-07-12 17:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Try going AWOL, have a daddy who was previously president, learn to lie and make it look like you're a liar, not only do you have to act stupid, you have to be stupid, kill thousands of innocent people with a war that has no plan or reasoning behind it, rig polling booths, try your best to get an approval rating below 30%, cut public assistance funds like a mother effer, increase military spending and our national debt to a number that is just so big that we don't care any longer.
Or you could do what the other party does.. repeat after me "I did not have sexual relations with this woman" Dammit I miss him.
Oh wait.. you said where do i go.. well first are you 35, have you been a resident for at least 14 years and were you born here?
If you pass all this?
WHERE DO YOU GO? : You must go to the national nominating convention and prove that you will be the best president. If they select you, then you are the new nominee. It's that easy!
2006-07-13 00:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by game buddee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be born a United states citizen, no felony charges, have lots of money to pay everybody in the oil industry to get you elected... seriously though i found the qualifications ... see link below, but i couldnt find exactly how to get the name on the ballot and my time is running out to continue... good luck... better yet ask jeeves....
2006-07-13 01:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by monie99701 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not trying to be funny, but if you had the requirments of being president..such as the education, money, and connections, then you wouldnt be asking us for advice, you'd already be on your way! But, If you already have that, you might want to run for something a tad bit smaller, such as governor, then try for president! Good Luck! ;-)
2006-07-13 00:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by lsubetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be 37 years old.
Be born in the United States. (unfortunately, immigrants are excluded)
Other than that - nothing. Being rich or connected helps but that didn't stop Nixon or Clinton.
Being smart helps but that didn't stop GW or Reagan.
Having high morals helps, but that didn't stop Nixon, Clinton, GHWB (allegedly), Kennedy, and a host of others including none other than Jefferson.
2006-07-13 00:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. PhD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you have to be 35 years old and a natural citizen--not to be confused with "naturalized". anyone born in a foreign country(unless on a military base of course or embassy, etc.) can become president.
2006-07-13 00:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just start harassing women and being a sexual predator. It worked for Clinton. Just ask Juanita Broderick, Monica Lewinski, and a host of others involved in sex scandals with him, as well as every woman in Arkansas.
2006-07-13 00:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by askthepizzaguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
concentrate on learning how to lie to 18 year olds, ghetto people, thugz, rednecks etc... in other words, ignorant people in general, get em all excited and happy, like by giving them chickens, both thugz and rednecks will be happy... Then you will get elected, thats what Bush did and it worked for him.... if you notice, none of the big states (where educated people is) elected him.
2006-07-13 00:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by jextreme_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get elected.
2006-07-13 00:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by christopher s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
basic requirements are to be a natural-born citizen at least 35 years old
other than that, have a few million dollars to spend on your campaign
2006-07-13 00:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋