What's the funniest thing that ever happened at your workplace? I'm collecting stories for my blog, thanks.

Answer 1

Here's three where I worked.
At a "cheap" basement sale in a department store, there were large tables of clothing. Customers were all over it. A lady decided that she didn't want anything and looked for her jacket.
No where to be found. She had sales people looking through everything.
Finally decided that someone had bought it.

A girl went into the jeans dept., in a skirt. The salesMAN asked what her leg inseam length was. She said, " I don't know?" You''ll have to measure". . YUP! He did.

I sold shoes once and we had a huge table of cheap shoes. It was always a practice to place only the riight shoe on tables. The left was always in the box on shelves.

A man had found the right shoe in his wife's size. When I went to get the left from stock, it was gone. Some other salesman had brought it to a woman and was looking for the right one on the table. We finally discovered that my customer had the right and the woman had the left. Neither one would give it up.

Finally the man said," I don't know what the hell I'm arguing about. My wife has only one right leg." He bought it.

He came back about two hours later for the mate.

Answer 2

As a former Kmart manager, I had an employee who drove a convertible. We had a sudden rainstorm, and she went out to put her top up. She was, er, well endowed, and wearing a tube top, and had to make a choice when the gravity of the rain did its work on her tube top. She chose the top of her car, and the 30-odd employees of that Kmart will forever thank her for that choice.

Answer 3

I worked in a small law office, just left yesterday, but its only about as big as a 4 bed nice sized apartment, one floor. way open floor plan. Well i am walking around and have really bad gas, so all day i am walking around my office passing gas, and i was moving through offices and just passing gas the whole way. well i was talking to my boss, and the lawyer was in theroom and i fart, not pass gas, but fart in a little office like 8X10 wayy small and they looked like OMG, and i just ran out and went to my office, THAT WAS SOO EMBARASSING s/c

Answer 4

Once I farted at work (smelled like rotten eggs) and the lady that sat in the cube next to me got up and said "Who got a egg? You're making me hungry! I want a egg too!"

I had to bite my tounge till it bled to keep from laughing.

Answer 5

I was trying to fax a company in germany and was unsure about the whole thing.....I heard the number go thru and then someone said "hello" in german....I picked up the fax phone and said, "is this the fax machine"? they teased me about that for a long time :)