My sister in law ,while holding her baby, stood up to testify & turned over the whole pew & when it hit the ground it sounded like someone had fired a canon off. It scared eveyone in there so bad & my sister in law turned blood red & she never would stand up to testify again in that church.
2006-07-12 15:50:11 · 10 answers · asked by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
actually went to church
2006-07-12 15:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by cafegrrrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family went to a church for 2 years'. My in-laws went for about 4 months there. When the pastor asked for prayer requests, my father-in-law stood up and told the church to pray for us and told some personal information.
My husband & I was so embarrassed that we never went back again.
2006-07-12 15:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my high heeled shoes were too high and i cant walk properly so when i was about to receive my holy bread given by the priest,because he was on the first step of the staircase and I'm a Lil short, i tip-toed and there! i slipped and to prevent my self from falling,i held the priest's wardrobe and it actually slid down to his feet so i continued falling and so did the priest and all the holy breads he was holding in the holy cup spilled too and all the people were like...Holy Gosh! BOG! CLANG! I was wearing skirt then and it was like i am exposing my soul! so embarrassing! from then on i never went to that church and goes to another place instead.
Thanks for recalling that most embarrassing moment in church! Gee, whew!
2006-07-12 16:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by shih 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was holding my baby sister, (we're 16 years apart), and she parked a big, wet, smelly load in her diaper worthy of a drunken trucker and a steady stream of extreme foulness ran down my arm and all over my lap. I yelled out "OH, ****!!"....... Just as they were about to wrap up the opening prayer.
2006-07-12 15:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by keepitsafe2think 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've cried so many times and so many people have seen me do it over & over again. They must think I'm a pitiful fool.....Especially the one looking directly at my face, every single time.............
2006-07-12 15:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the choir and I fainted and fell out of the loft.
2006-07-12 15:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dropped me tears.
2006-07-12 15:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by marcustonchum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have fallen asleep. :-$
2006-07-12 15:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by nightsoul_7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I danced naked (it was pentacostal).
2006-07-12 15:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spit up the wine.
2006-07-21 15:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋