My 32 pet rats keep chewing my fingers off everytime I stick them in the cage. I grow them back, but it is so frustrating. What should I do?
2006-07-12 14:58:52 · 18 answers · asked by i-love-olive-rat 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
After reading the different questions you have posted....I can tell you are a dumba**!!
Seek help!
2006-07-12 15:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by cjs702002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're hungry. Next time you kidnap a mafia turncoat, feed his fingers to the rats during your interrogation. Then the rats should be full, and you can play with them for a few hours before they need another meal.
I had a hamster that tried to do that once. Sadly, I do not have the regenerative finger abilities you possess, so I had to pull it out quickly while there was still something to heal.
Rats are omnivorous, and have pretty bad eyesight compared to superheroes such as yourself, or regular folks like me. Sometimes they mistake fingers for the tasty carrots that some owners feed them. Stop feeding them carrots, and eventually they'll learn to like human flesh, and eat up the rest of you until there's nothing to grow back.
2006-07-12 22:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right. Fingers don't grow back, you don't have 32 rats, and rats don't chew fingers 'off'. You lose....Try again.
2006-07-12 22:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by terrapinqueen76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably supplement their diet with more vegetables and sugar-coated cereal. especially if you pick your nose and don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. Also get a new keyboard, one that you can type with your nose.
2006-07-12 22:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rabies shots, and stop feeding them your fingers.
Finger foods are bad for rats.
2006-07-12 22:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you part lizzrd? How do you grow your fingers back? Can you do it with other parts of your body too?
2006-07-12 23:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick them in your butt first...
the rats really don't like that.lol
2006-07-13 21:03:22 · answer #7 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it is time to set them free.
2006-07-12 22:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by jackal777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forget the cage, just let 'em run free, bc that's the way god intended it, anyway
2006-07-12 22:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you would just keep some dead corpses around they will leave you alone,
2006-07-12 22:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋