Top 5 reasons why superman sucks?

Question

5. Superman is not human and hence most people can't relate to him unlike Spiderman/Batman
4. The stunts in Superman films are not as good as Spideman/Batman
3. Superman's kid...another superman...man it was soooooooo predictible
2. Superman gets his job back as Clark Kent in the newspaper and no one wants to know where is was or what he was upto..and with the return of clark kent, superman also returns..no one is suspicious about this? Is the city for of jerks..or are we the Jerks?


and the topmost reason

1. His only diguise is his silly lookin glasses...any kid would recognise clark kent as Superman..is the city full of fools?? including us?

What do you guys think? Superman actually sucks right??

I love Spiderman..He's my fav!!!

Answer 1

I always thought the real problem with Superman is that because he is invulnerable to everything except kryptonite or someone from his own planet, the stories are not as engaging as they could be because you are not worried about Superman. You have to put the hero in danger to make a good story. So as a result, you always have to put kryptonite in the story to make Superman vulnerable. That is kind of a cheap device, isn't it?

On the other hand, I have to say that I thought the bullet bouncing off Superman's eyeball was cool.

Answer 2

OK I gotta admit there are some holes in the Superman idea yes. But I they are not fools or stupid they are trusting and nieve. (Good people only expect people to be good) Why would Clark lie? I also gotta admit I did like Christopher Reeve as Superman way more then this new guy. Also I am kinda getting sick of ALL of the hero's whining ... aw I can't be normal .. what is with that? Suck it up dude you are hero ... love it and fly!!

Answer 3

AND...no one ever kissed Superman or Batman while they were hanging upside down off a building...now that was HOT.

Clark Kent WAS Superman? ;)

Answer 4

spiderman is my fav too, since i was a kid.
superman sucks because he got his butt kicked by lexx luthor.
if he's superman, why did it take him 5 years to find out his home planet was toast?
and why does he always look like he's straining when he's moving the heavy stuff, ie, the plane, the big rock at the end, etc.

Answer 5

Um, please don't say things like that, you'll make my boss cry. He loves Superman. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion. But quite frankly, I've always thought Lady Death was the best comic book out there.

Answer 6

I only liked it for three reasons:

1.) It had a boxer (dog) in it and
2.) That cutie pie guy who also played Cyclopse in Xmen.
3.) It had a preview of the next Spiderman movie.

Other than that, it SUCKED.

Answer 7

5. Superman couldn't be bothered to keep his contacts in
4. Lois couldn't be bothered to paint her nails the same color
3. Nobody could bother to feed the dogs
2. Lois couldn't explain the whole I don't know who the father is thing
and oh yes
1 Superman is gay, a closet case, who wears his underwear on the outside of his tights.


BTW, Am I the only one who wonders how he got a hospital bed when he was flatlined, why they didn't send him to the morgue with a toe tag. He was dead.

Answer 8

Hey, man superman is amazing, hes the only real superhero, he didnt need to contract his powers or any fancy gadgest unlike batman or spiderman. And not human, he repersents whats good is, when he becomes clark kent he becomes what he sees as a good human

Answer 9

I gotta go with the first comment. You should go out and live a little.

Answer 10

Superman was my hero when i was a kid...so i would appreciate if you wouldnt down him! lol and would you like me to down spiderman...dont think so!