2006-07-12 11:52:50 · 36 answers · asked by alaskanecho 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Who Cares !!!but then i found this
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
2006-07-12 12:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Heck if I know. Has anybody thought of asking the woodchucks "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
2006-07-12 12:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-12 11:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as the woodchuck can chuck.
2006-07-12 13:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by scorpion prince89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-07-12 11:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Courtenay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck would, and a woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck.
2006-07-12 11:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Kyle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-12 11:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by c_wag03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-12 11:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Kamaliez T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's wife thought that would be a good joke to tell him after a long day at the office..unfortunately he didn't take to it too well..he round housed her 100ft then preceeded to kill everyone in a 5 mile radius..after that he laughed because he realised the irony of the situation...he now knew how much wood he could chuck!
2006-07-12 11:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by KaizerSose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-07-12 11:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by mamaaa01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋