After eating warm potato salad and tuna fish sandwiches at a picnic. Holy cow - I would have much rather sh*t my drawers than have to smell that raunch. N-A-S-T-Y. A 3-hour car ride and a bitchy g-friend later, finally...relief. Phew
2006-07-12 11:52:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LOL!!!
Once I ate two hamburgers for lunch with onions and all the junk on it. At work I let one rip WOOOOWEEEEE and then looked at my co-worker as if to ask "Why did you do that for"? You should have seen him jump up and down when everyone started looking at him.
2006-07-12 11:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't normally answer this kind of question, however, for the sake of other people around me I now avoid the following combination of foods.
Deep Fried Onions / rings
Hard Boiled Eggs
Sour kraut with mustard & Brautwrost sausage
Home Made Chili with Beans.
On the way home from a family picnic, my wife and boarder collie wanted to throw me out of the car or at the very least tie me on the roof rack. We drove home in 100 degree plus tempertures with the windows open.
When we got home my wife insisted that I not come into the house until I was done with my flatulance. About three hours later I was able to releave my self of the odor causing matter into the toilet. It was so corrosive I had to bleach the porcline afterwards.
This is not one of those "I got you beat" stories. It is true and completely factual.
2006-07-12 19:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by .*. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bf likes to fart in the car and he will roll up the windows and lock the power windows so that I can't get away. So I got him back when I ate some Tex Mex food that was cutting up my stomach lining, so when we were laying in bed that night I gave him a dutch oven(that is when you fart under the covers and than you throw them over his head) He really brings out the nasty side of me but yeah he stopped pulling the car trick
2006-07-12 19:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by spyder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left the Staples Center after a Lakers game with my pal....I had eaten a bunch of foot long onion covered chili dogs with and garlic fries and a beer.
As soon as we got in his truck and he started driving to the parking exit, I could feel it coming... and man, I knew it would be like giving birth!
I said "stop, I forgot something"...so he stopped, I threw open the door and flung my asss outside and let rip the biggest bomb of my life.
He had to get moving right away, so reluctantly, I got back in and closed the door...
Gaddamn!! I heard that fart!! Holy Sh*t! Oh man...get out --- get out again...he yelled.
Just get out, man! Oh man!
The green cloud had followed me in just like I knew it would.
The people in the next car over were cracking up.
That was without a doubt my biggest fart ever.
The smell stuck around for half an hour, followed by lots of after-shock releases on the freeway.
He sort of stopped talking to me after that.
2006-07-12 18:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember mine, but my son's friend was with us going somewhere and not only did he have the nastiest smelling farts I have ever smelled, his feet stunk terribly bad too. I thought he crapped in his pants because the smell must have gotten trapped in the seat of something. What can you do, it's your kids friend. I opened the windows for 10 minutes and when I rolled them back up, the foot funk was even stronger.
2006-07-12 18:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by pamela_d_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, If only you could have added some avacado and broccoli, mixed with beer. Then you coud have released in the car and your girl would have passed out. Of course you may have also. Perhaps not such a good idea.
2006-07-12 18:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by John P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though this is a gross question- I think almost everyone has experienced these three rank pre-gas foods at least once: Egg McMuffin-Doesn't matter what kind of meat, as soon as you eat it, you know what you had-an so does everyone around you. Chinese food-Smelly and mexican food as well. It's rough sleepin next to the one your with when it lasts all night with them instead just the three hours.
2006-07-12 19:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once in an elevator I farted and made one of the five people pass out. Oh, and I **** my pants at the time.
2006-07-12 19:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by jdevinefour20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i farted once when a cop was trying to give me a ticket. it was a silent but deadly one. as soon as he smelled it he gasped, motioned with his hand for me to go, and got back in his car and left.
2006-07-12 19:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by michael m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your fart is by far the nastiest fart EVER!!!!!!
2006-07-12 18:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by pinayprincez17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋