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2006-07-12 11:41:19 · 27 answers · asked by Brian P 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Trying to make us wear their clothing so we can go shopping with them

2006-07-13 08:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

What do you mean "trying"? I've been in America most of my conscious life (and a pretty good portion of my unconscious life) and if there's anything I've figured out, it's that there are only three phrases a male American needs to know to get along with the "fair sex":
You're right.
I'm sorry.
It'll never happen again.
With those three phrases, any American male can enjoy a long and reasonably peaceful married life. Without them, all the voyage of their lives is bound in shallows and in misery (with apologies to the Bard).
Women won that war a long, long time ago. Anyone who thinks differently is either headed for prison or the bachelor apartments at Shady Acres.
Smile, and have another round.

2006-07-12 19:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0 0

Well many women try to make men into micelike meek little things that will always say yes, or not speak at all. The saddest thing is that many men spend their life in this pitiful condition afraid of their wives. come on guys, be a man, stand up to her, even if all hell breaks loose.

2006-07-12 18:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As for me I am not trying to do anything TO men, but I am, however, trying to be self-empowered & that scares alot of men. The pendulum is shifting back towards a matriarchy & the sooner we can balance that out we will be fine. But for now there are alot of power struggles as we sort out how to have our own individual power.

2006-07-12 21:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Gaia 2 · 0 0

Help them evolve into a modern human being instead of a hairless ape who grunts, scratches, spits, farts, and doesn't seem to know what a dishwasher and clothing washer is for, much less understands that women are people, too, and not here to kiss a man's ***. I want a partner, not an owner.

2006-07-12 19:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by ninusharra 4 · 0 0

We do for ourselves what they won't do for us. Treat me like the queen of the world and I will crawl around the planet for you!

I would never be a man-basher: I love men. My closest friends have always been men. Unfortunately most of them have never learned the fine distinction between being dominant and being domineering. As strong-willed and independent as I am -- I still want a MAN in charge!

2006-07-12 18:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by bikerpjb 4 · 0 0

I haven't had to do anything for quite awhile , my man is reasonalby civilized, though occasionally goes ape...so is my son, when he rides by on his Harley, ponytail flying, tatoos displayed..earrings covered up!
However, they can say I love you in more than one languauge and have table manners. The way most men say I love you is, "Nice ***, jump in my pickup and buy me a beer!"

WE"RE trying to teach some of you something!

2006-07-12 20:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not all of us are trying to "do" the men of America. You may keep that one eyed trouser snake in your pants, thank you very much.

2006-07-12 21:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

take there money, if the guys lucky he might get some before the poor slob loses everything he ever worked for and hoped to achieve in life. My advice, pay up front to the oldest profession in the world and maintain your dignity and balls.

2006-07-13 03:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by tyler 2 · 0 0

We are trying to educate men and we are teaching them how to respect us and what we want.

2006-07-12 21:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0 0

We are trying to make good men out of them....Behind every good man is one helluva woman

2006-07-12 20:54:00 · answer #11 · answered by Texas_at_its_best 4 · 0 0

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