Mine:
At school one day a guy came up to me and said:
"Hi! Do ya come here often?"
2006-07-12 10:12:05 · 21 answers · asked by GalPal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ash00786,
HaHaHa! That is hillarious! wow =)
2006-07-12 10:23:11 · update #1
i was on the bus and this kid came adn sat next to me and " one day i caught a fish and it was this big" (mad a motion with his hands like this l l ) "no wait it was more like this..." and he but his arm around me... sadly i didnt like him and shoved him out of the chair hah.
2006-07-12 10:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG the stupidest line ever used on me was when I was in 8th grade. Get ready to hv the laugh of ur life. It was-
" Can I friendship with u ?" hahahahha Just imagine...........I wanted to break into laughter there and then but I was straight-forward and asked him to take English lessons before talking to me again !!!
2006-07-12 18:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard a ton...."if I told you you had a nice body...would you hold it against me?"
This one guy was a real idiot. He came up to me and told me..."WOW you have huge t!ts...can I put my head between them." He got to walk around the rest of the evening with a lovely hand print on his face. But I guess that's better than the guys that just come up and grab various body parts!!
2006-07-12 13:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by SKITTLES 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy at my school always tries pick up lines on me. the funniest one was, " Do you have a band aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you!" I couldn't stop laughing!
2006-07-12 10:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by Davra S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was with my mother one day and this guy pulled over and told my mom, " I'll trade you my dad for your daughter", my mom replied well i'd have to check him out first, but if he is as cute as you, you have a deal!! The poor guy got embarrased and drove off. LOL
2006-07-12 10:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by marisanj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my old school, some guy came up to me and was like, "Can I have some gum? My ears just popped." And there was no wind whatsoever...
And another time some guy asked me, "So. Can you go out with me?" It was waaay too direct...I ran away..
2006-07-12 10:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy offered to get me a drink in a bar and then handed me a CapriSun out of his jacket pocket. Though clever, the drink prompted me to laugh hyserically and run to my friends. CapriSun?!?!?
2006-07-12 10:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by Meredith B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm a plastic surgeon but am considering becoming an eye doctor. If girls as pretty as you are sitting all alone I'd make a killing fixing eyes in this town."
2006-07-12 10:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by tamtamgp7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy once walked up and asked me why I was trying to pick him up. I was just sitting there.
2006-07-12 10:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one was when i was at winsors with one og ma friends and i'm lookin round at some of the dresses they got. this ***** come to me directin to a dress grabs ma hand and part of the dress rubbin some of the dress on ma hand sayin ya feel that...thats a good peice of material then moves the dress material and rubs his hand on ma hand sayin what's up my name is______...fa sho i had a baby boy pick up line put on me
2006-07-12 10:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by so_sexych2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋