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I have a theory that the Titanic never actually struck an iceberg.It did in fact strike a hard boiled egg at such a speed that the egg penetrated the ships hull and smashed the bow in two.The subsequent enquiry hushed the findings up for 2 reasons.....reprisals against chickens and who wants to admit that their huge liner dubbed 'unsinkable', has been sent to the watery depths by a poultry product.Whaddya reckon...?

2006-07-12 10:03:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Music

meekieboo.....we'd all be as boring as you if we followed your politically correct crap.I'm never ever bored.But then I'm free to say what I want,think what I want and say what I want.

2006-07-12 10:15:41 · update #1

11 answers

Meekieboo- take that rod out of your @rse, I think enough time has elapsed now to joke about about the Titanic. Is Pompeii off limits too? Howard, some of us here have a sense of humour, tossers like that report me all the time. Just bait them.

2006-07-12 10:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10 4

I thought I was the only one. we shall not be silenced. Yeah There is no way that was an iceberg. Our society doesnt want to be known as defeated by the chicken. How would it look if a big chickenw ith an enormous egg sank out unsinkable ship. Also Chicken killing man. that would cause histaria. But We know the truth.

2006-07-12 17:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by BIFFERD 4 · 0 0

I'm alarmed--have chickens forming the next terrorist ring? Should we be on the look out for suspicious eggs laid in places of public transport? We should we go after the lead c**k errhh rooster (sorry)!! I vote for bringing these chickens to their knees!!

2006-07-12 18:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you are bored and shouldnt make fun at a misfortune that claimed the lives of many men women and children!

2006-07-12 17:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you've got the makings for a movie plot, "Eggs in the Water..."

2006-07-12 17:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by aboukir200 5 · 0 0

Never trust chickens ;-) evil, squawky, flappy things...

Just 'cos you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get ya !

2006-07-12 17:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by vampyreskissesxxx 2 · 0 0

I egg-spect you know more than you think. I could tell you the truth, but then I'd have to incubate you.

2006-07-12 17:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by WhatThe??? 1 · 0 0

maybe it was a huge chunk of frozen milk? ya know, the dairy council wouldn't want that to get out.

2006-07-12 17:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by SonyaBegonia 2 · 0 0

You know, I think you might be right... chickens are evil little beggars - ever looked one in the mad little eyes?? *shudders*

And watch 'Chicken Run'

;)

2006-07-12 17:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by SilverSongster 4 · 0 0

i would say crack to an A.D.D person

2006-07-12 17:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sad Monkey 3 · 0 0

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