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The only reason that you would do this is because you're a drinker (there's nothing wrong with that.) However, alcohol thins the blood and will make it spray more. To help, I suggest chewing on a styptic pencil while you attempt this awesome feat.

2006-07-12 09:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0 0

You're doing it wrong. You should insert the fishhook into such a place in your tongue where it misses any veins or arteries!! Sheesh!!

2006-07-12 16:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

Just keep pulling, soon your tongue will be split like a lizards!

2006-07-13 21:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 5 · 0 0

Use an nail-gun instead. You connect directly to the rock and don't drip on your carpet.

2006-07-12 16:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0 0

try using non-barbed fish-hooks... also a heavier test string... this should reduce the bleeding

2006-07-12 16:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Jonny Propaganda 4 · 0 0

Because youre high.Let this be a lesson kids,don't do drugs

2006-07-12 16:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mersh 2 · 0 0

Ummmmm....cause you're tongue isn't rubber??? LOL!!!!

2006-07-12 16:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2006-07-13 21:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by alfjr24 6 · 0 0

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH! I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-12 16:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by makamaepohaku 2 · 0 0

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