2006-07-12 09:28:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
2006-07-12 11:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marge: Women invented liquid paper
Homer: But men invented actual paper
Marge: But a woman made the windshield
Homer: Another invention that goes along great with another man's invention the car, just face it Marge, men are better than women (later Homer is on couch) Oh, why did women have to invent sleeping on the couch
2006-07-12 16:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sammy Hagar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All time fav - "That's where I saw the leperchan. He tell's me to burn things"-Ralphie .
Bewteen him and homer they have the funniest lines. my fav from homer is "I will live to be 42. Oh only 42 I won't even live to see my children die" oh it's so horrible-I die laughing whenever I see it.
2006-07-13 07:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by nothing1soso2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many!!! But I really like these ones:
"How ironic... He went blind after living a life of being able to see..." -Homer
"In theory, democracy works Marge... in THEORY." -Homer
"Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a "NEW" Mexico?" -Mr. Burns
2006-07-12 17:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mexi Poff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer singing his smart song. " I am so Smart. S m r t, I mean S m a r t" also the Mr Plow song. "Mr Plow that's my name. That name again is Mr Plow."
and about a million others
2006-07-12 16:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by brodiebanky37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them,but my very fav. is Bart's quotes: EAT MY SHORTS! and R WE THERE YET?
2006-07-12 18:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by diz iz an anime freak here, okay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Every bar needs a world class drunk. Someone who's alcoholism makes our own seem less raging."
-Lenny commenting on why they need Barney at Moe's.
2006-07-12 16:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by g-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a ton of them... yesterday though homer said, "it's every parents dream to outlive their children."
that made me laugh.
2006-07-12 16:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by rishathra7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God is omnivorous" Homer Simpson.
2006-07-12 20:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by jekodama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doh
2006-07-12 16:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋