One of mine is by Mr Garrison:there are no stupid questions,only stupid people.
2006-07-12 08:53:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I like it when Cartman says "Wutevah I do wut I want!"
2006-07-12 09:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by diz iz an anime freak here, okay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wendy: Here, Stan. This is for you. (Hands Stan a note.)
Stan: (throws up) Eww!
Kyle and Cartman: Bye, Wendy.
Kyle: Dude, what does the note say?
Stan: Holy crap! It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school.
Kyle: Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip her the tongue.
Kenny: (Mumbling)
Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat?
The reaction to Kenny's mumbling makes me laugh. I cannot always understand him but based on the reaction of others, you can figure out what he must have said.
2006-07-12 16:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by Plasmapuppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first season when Cartman says " why is it that everything today has involved something either going into or coming out of my butt?"
2006-07-12 16:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by brodiebanky37 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Mr. Garrison said anything that bleeds 5 days a month and doesn't die isn't right.
2006-07-12 20:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god.....they killed Kenny! You ba$tards!!
And I also love how at the end Stan or Kyle makes some really hardhitting point....
2006-07-12 15:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman, "I've been lickin' this carpet for a half an hour now.... and I still don't feel like a lesbian".
2006-07-12 18:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by cardpackrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Cartman says "Screw you guys, I'm going home" and when Mr. Garison says "you go to hell and you die!"
2006-07-12 16:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by ~*Jules*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you need to stop acting like a chicken sh!t and stand up to your mother! you need to smack her in the face and say thats enough of your sh!t you ****** *****!!!" cartman from the south park movie
2006-07-12 16:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by Doomsday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always liked it when the guidance counselor would say "mmm..kay?" after everything!
2006-07-12 15:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by prettypixie1997 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the mole:
Mole: "and don´t forget the buttfor"
Stand: "what is a buttfor?"
mole: for pooping
2006-07-12 16:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Fabricio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman:" screw it guys, I'm going home"
2006-07-12 17:31:47 · answer #11 · answered by Sweets_4_tha_sweets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋