2006-07-12 08:45:45 · 37 answers · asked by Caylee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chuck Norris just IS great, if you don't think so, you will never feel the roundhouse kick that takes your head off....
2006-07-12 08:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be to young to remember Walker Texas Ranger, or your not from Texas. Either way those jokes got tired months ago, your a little behind. Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris. Here are a few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a who has more testicles contest, he won by five.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
2006-07-12 09:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by CW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cause Chuck Norris is hung like a horse, horse's are hung like Chuck Norris. And thats the big deal.
2006-07-12 08:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Chase T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also Think it has to do with the conan obrien skits. Besides Chuck norris is a phenomonal martial Artist. That is probably why i'm sure the fad will end soon... Oh yea chuck norris also promotes an exercise machine that "makes you buff"
2006-07-12 08:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Reeka01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was indeed great, in the 70's. After Bruce Lee died, Chuck was the baddest man on the planet (in kung fu movies anyway) and nobody could come close to him for quite a while until some newer guys finally came onto the scene. But at the time, Chuck was the MAN!
2006-07-12 08:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
2006-07-12 08:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by intheundertow024 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris scares away the monster in my closet.
2006-07-12 08:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is part Native American. I mean the guy ate a f*cking Indian.
2006-07-12 08:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by drumrchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, this question had a chance to become legendary. It's because Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
2006-07-12 08:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by The Quicker Picker Upper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Nuff said.
2006-07-12 08:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋