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Im not good at jumping hoops because im fat

2006-07-12 08:19:57 · 20 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in News & Events Other - News & Events

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Nah, I used to work at the prison. Usually the short, petite men get raped. I have seen male b****es in prison. It is sort of heartbreaking to know that that happens, but what can you do they won't own up to it. Also, I have seen where the young jits experience this problem as well. If your a child molester, I have seen this happen to. The inmates really run the prison, unfortunately. Officers seem to have less and less authority these days.

2006-07-12 16:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0 0

fat is money in prison, or I should say fat is prison currency i.e. ciggarettes and choclate. Fat people are hot commodities in the prison sex trade. The trick is, kick someone's *** the first day or become someones b i t c h. The answer to your question is yes because you will be in high demand, unless you kick someone's *** or kill someone the first day.

Jason, you would rather kill yourself then get anally raped? At least when you get raped, you'll still be alive after.

2006-07-12 15:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A ) no fat guy ever gets anally raped
B ) so who cares if your fat try to work out and stuff your not the only fat person out there people try you should too

2006-07-12 15:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you going to prison? Are you worried or hoping? What hoops?

2006-07-13 13:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0 0

I already decided that if the day ever came where I knew I'd be going to a non-white collar prison, I'd just "F**k it." and take off. I'd run like hell as far away as possible and do my best to fly under the radar. It doesnt seem like it would be that hard, so long as one can keep their cool. Furthermore, if after that the day came wherein I was cornered and knew that they were going to take me directly to prison I'd just simply commit suicide. After you ace yourself, they have no recourse. BOOYA.

-J.

2006-07-12 15:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jason 4 · 1 0

they would probably make u roll around and do sugar cookies first. i think the only hoop UV jumped is by putting Ur tong through a donut.

2006-07-13 00:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why? You're fat and white. Are you worried about going to prison and gettng raped?

2006-07-12 15:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by jacqui B 2 · 0 0

Are you off to prison or something? Do you WANT to be anally raped? If yes, you are a perverted weirdo!

Just read your profile and your a comedian. OK, Funny!!!!

I get it! Didn't mean to offend you and call you a perverted weirdo. Please accept my apology.

2006-07-12 15:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, if you got money on your books, you can buy your way out of it! When you run out of money, you can still give blow jobs or hand jobs to keep them away from your anal area!

2006-07-12 16:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey dude why dont you get a job..... you have asked more than 7 Qs in the last hour... no wonder you are so fat... god... plz help retarded people like this fat *** here. amen. your family must hate you

2006-07-12 15:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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