No suicide, No go to hill, NO go to the white house or republican convention, No BS answers.
How can I arrange a meeting here on earth?
PLEEEEEASE DO NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION!!!!!
2006-07-12 08:03:34 · 18 answers · asked by julian r 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Maybe she has a MySpace account. Sorry, but the very nature of your question has limited itself to BS answers.
2006-07-12 10:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To summon the Dark Lord, one must prepare the sacred rite found in the Necronomicon. With the five other sacred disciples of the Dark Lord, inside 6 circles, on the 6th hour of the 6th day, you must sacrefice a consecrated virgin, preferably a nun. Then you can meet up with big Darkie and break out the kegs!
2006-07-12 08:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Gabe R 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Spirits, contrary to popular belief, or Hollywood, do not assume human form. They may invade a host body temporarily. Read the gospel where Peter himself was indwelt by Satan in Christs' presence.
You really don't want to meet someone who wants to do you in, do you harm. He has nothing to offer. Like corruption, he creates nothing, but feeds off of what is, and perverts or destroys it. This only by divine allowance.
Hope this helps.
2006-07-12 08:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have no way of knowing you, but as a Southern Baptist, the surest way I know to meet Satan is to deny God, The Father, God, the Son and God, the Holy Spirit. If you do not accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you will get to meet the Demon and his eternal Lake of Fire.
2006-07-12 09:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the name of God would you want to meet Satan? Do you WANT to go to hell for eternity? If you are determined, become a black witch and you can meet the Master of the Damned in person, if you are that unlucky. I hope you don't choose to throw your eternal soul into an eternal hell before you are even dead.
2006-07-12 08:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could look in the yellow pages for an exorsist and ask him for a left over demon so that it could could invade your body. And then maybe if you ask nicely the demon will take you to Satan.
Other than that, you'll have to go to hell to meet him. I don't think he shows up on Earth much.
2006-07-12 08:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray you are only joking about this. Believe me you don't really want anything to do with satan. Nothing good will ever come of dabbling in the dark arts. I am praying for you.
2006-07-12 08:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by softlyinspired 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my fundamental knowledge of satin I would say all you have to do to meet satin is to read the news, or watch TV. I am just one man with a limited view of religion and spirituality, but my understanding is that satin is one who lies, steals, and kills. Satan yells His message, and God whispers His.
If Satin is a fallen angle, or just the idea of evil, we now, all of us, see Satin on the evening news every night.
2006-07-12 08:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to? Do you think Satan will "grant you three wishes" or something??!! Honey, read your Bible....Satan is the ENEMY! He lies, he causes pain and he plays dirty. Do yourself a favor and pray for God to help you. I know some people roll their eyes at prayer but I'm here to tell you it REALLY DOES WORK!
2006-07-12 08:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by berkeleygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Look inside yourself
2006-07-12 08:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Angel_like 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋