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They can't just appear magically can they.

Are they made in a factory?

2006-07-12 07:12:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

26 answers

Yes babies come from a factory. In fact baby manufacturing is the worlds largest industry. It has been that way since the early 1800's. If you want one some day you should start saving now with inflation one day ur baby may cost millions. Or adoption is always a cheeper way this is where you can get a defaulty or slightly used baby at a cheaper cost all you have to do is deal with its flaws.

2006-07-12 07:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by the great hablabla 1 · 2 0

Babies are made when people have sex. They grow inside their mother's body. There is a place between people's legs that is called a sex organ. In female people it's a place that goes inside and it's called a vagina but some people use other names for it. In male people it's a place that sticks out and it's called a penis, but again, there are other names that people use for it and some of those names are "bad" words. When a male puts his penis into a female's vagina, it makes a really strong pleasant feeling. Then a fluid comes out of the penis and goes inside the vagina and that makes a baby.
Don't do it until you're sure you're ready to have a baby.
And be careful when you talk to grownups about this kind of stuff.
Now go have some cookies and milk and let the grownups finish talking.

2006-07-12 07:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 0 0

All you do is head to your local Wal-Mart. You know that section called "Baby"? That's the place. Go to that section and head to the clothes racks. Pick out a cute outfit. Pink for a girl, blue for a boy. Then, go through the clothes and sit in them like little kids do to hide from their mommies. You will then be transported to a special department in the back. A woman will be there with a clipboard. Take a form and sit in the waiting area. They will ask questions on the page such as hair color you want, eye color you want, gender you want, length, body build, etc. Simply fill it out and return it to the woman. After about 2 hours, your baby will be brought out to you, just how you requested.

***Happiness not guaranteed. If you are unsatisfied with your baby, please call our customer support line at 1-888-UGLY-KID. Refund only good for in-store credit.***

2006-07-12 07:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, no, no... I am a baby farmer. I have about a 3 acre patch of them out in my south field. The smart ones are all taken away by the aliens. The ones they dont want are left on earth, to prepare the earth for thier arrival.

2006-07-12 07:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by C P R 3 · 0 0

Yep.
There's this factory in some place called heaven!

2006-07-12 07:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0 0

This is the first time I've ever used this literally- Your Mom

2006-07-12 07:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by Gunmetal Grey 3 · 0 0

You have a computer right? You can type, though your grammer is terrible, find it out yourself. The world is your oyster, enjoy!

2006-07-12 07:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes they are so next time you go to toys r us careful cause youre going to be shopping for a lil bro or sis

2006-07-12 07:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't ask me I still think they come from a lettuce patch.

2006-07-12 07:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0 0

You're not serious, are you? You never found out about the 'birds and the bees'?

2006-07-12 07:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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