2006-07-12 06:59:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Because Dogs are like MEN !!!
Why Are Dogs Like Men?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
Why Men Like Dogs Better Than Women
Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or Barbara Streisand album.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs don't watch Richard Simmons, Oprah, or Phil.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
It's legal to keep a dog in a little house in the backyard.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever been in love with.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want foot-rubs.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
2006-07-12 07:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by S*W*F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A dog is loyal, obedient & loving. It can, in most cases, be trained to behave as we would like it to, yet it also retains a unique personality.
Man (or woman) on the other hand are often self-centered, selfish, unpredictable & relatively un-trainable.
2006-07-12 07:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by kennyp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me placed it this manner. Lock your ideal (human) chum and your canines contained in the trunk of a motor vehicle for an hour and then let them out and see which one is satisfied to ascertain you! Your canines for sure! Lol do not quite attempt this... canines are dependable and could love you no remember what. they don't carry grudges in case you yell at them. My canines is my ideal chum! i am going to tell him all my secrets and techniques. i understand he will under no circumstances betray me.
2016-12-01 03:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will never stab you in the back, never cheat on you, and never ask for anything in return; however they do like it when you feed them.
2006-07-12 07:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by ROCK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know. it's stupid... probably some stupid men who cant get women of their own. it's for lonely people.
wait. get this...
Dogs can be be mens best friends.
for women, they become more than a best friend.
2006-07-12 07:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by arabianofelix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they look so alike, ha ha only joking
2006-07-12 07:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because woman cant be man's friend..... sex always comes in the way.....
2006-07-12 07:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by shamruq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos he cant speak ?
2006-07-12 07:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by aquarian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋