Tell Me Something Funny.....
i'm bored
2006-07-12 06:54:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Pffft...the dirty joke above, while good, can be outdone with this simple one:
~Want to hear a dirty joke?
~A kid fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke?
~The kid took a bath. Want to hear a dirty joke?
~The kid went out and rolled around in the mud puddle! Want to hear a clean joke?
~The kid took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke?
~Bubbles is his next-door neighbor!
(Bad, yes, but the joke above only reminded me of it.)
2006-07-13 15:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was this guy by my house, and he needed to put some luggage in the car. I just stared and waited for the out come of the situation. He kept on pushing and pushing to carry the heavy luggage in the car, and next thing you know he push one more and farded. He was red, sweating, and emberraced I smiled and walked alway.
I hope that helps you with your day, it helped mine. Let me know if I can't be any more help with you being bored. ;)
2006-07-12 14:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by janet m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy rushes into a psychiatrists office and says" Doc you gotta help me, I think I'm a dog"!
The Dr. says "Thats very interesting, how long have you felt that way?"
The guy says "Ever since I was a puppy".
2006-07-12 14:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Maria b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you stare long enough at a Chia pet, you can actually see the hair grow...almost like in slow motion...try it....Stare at one for about 6 to 6.25 hours without looking away and you will see it too.
2006-07-12 13:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A cat fell in a puddle of mud
2006-07-12 13:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says: "Why the long face"?
2006-07-12 13:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO CUSSES THE MOST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?
THIS JOKE WAS TOLD TO ME BY MY WIFES LITTLE BROTHER. HE WAS 8 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN IMAGE OF A LITTLE BOY ASKING THIS.
2006-07-12 14:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by dago1717 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-07-12 14:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
momentito luna.
2006-07-12 13:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored.com
2006-07-12 13:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by The Foosaaaah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋