i need help w/ my gory story?

Question

im writing a story about me and some friends on a adventure i need some advice, i need some realy cool and possibly gory way to kill this irish dude who trys to fight me in hand to hand combat i need ideas quick 10 points to the best

ok in the story we are at my girlfriend's house she gets killed then the irish (i might change the irish part) dude comes and fights me i get knocked out then my friend comes and kills the irish dude and some other bad dudes w/ machete and chain saw what are some unique ways to kick there @$$es

Answer 1

well with the chainsaw you can hack his fingers off and watch him cry and bleed then tell him to go to hell then you hack his feet off then you take some like glass cleaners and stick it on the wounds and watch him scream then you hack his arms and legs off (hopefully he's dead by now but if not...) you take the machette and cut his face up then you take the chainsaw and ram it in his face and heart.

Answer 2

OK, I'm the first to answer so I hope you don't think this is stupid, I'm just throwing this out there; I have no idea how the rest of the story is going or if this flow with it.
Say he tries to fight you, you guys spar a little bit, maybe someone breaks something, then you convince him to call truce and grab a pint. You put something in his drink, like an acid or something, that basically melts his body from the inside out, causing all his skin to slide off his body in seconds, leaving exposed muscle. However, the concoction also causes the muscle to atrophy, so you take him somewhere to dump him, and he cant move while he eaten by wild animals/ dies slowly of infection.

Answer 3

NOTE: OPTION 1 IS REALLY BLOODY.

pop his shoulders. knock him out by punching/kicking/do whatever to him (you popped his shoulder, right?? so he's basically powerless to do anything to you). then, choose one:

OPTION 1: lay him out on the floor, tie him down, pull a scalpel from your belt, and perform a live disection on him. do a "y" cut (shoulder to shoulder, then a straight line down the middle) so the skin becomes "flaps/doors" to his heart. then let him bleed for a while, then cut the arteries leading to his heart, and simply cut his heart out. (he'll probably wake up as soon as you do the first cut, but he's tied down, right?? so let him suffer, let him see the blood spurt from his body)

OPTION 2: tie him to a tree. MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS. do something to make him wake up. he'll probably start screaming. now, you can either 1) sit back and watch the little animals come and devour him or 2) leave and let him die.

Answer 4

You could fight in a kitchen. First grab a knife and gouge out one of his eyes. Then take his arm and shove it into a blender so his fingers are chopped up, or chopped off, I suppose. He's not dead yet, but he is screaming his head off. And for the last desparate attempt to kill him, grab a cleaver and hack it into his skull. He then will die a very painful death as he mutters his final curses against you.

Answer 5

Is it relevant that he's Irish? Most gory way would be with a knife, and slowly...... but in a hand-to-hand situation you'd need to trip him, get him helpless, then take your time with a sharp object.

Answer 6

fight in the woods and stab him with a sturdy twig in the ear.

or take a large stone and throw it at his mouth so it destroys his teeth and there's blood everwhere. then jump on him and finish him off

does he have to be irish :( im irish

Answer 7

Break a beer bottle in his face and stab him with the jagged broken pieces. Or stab him with a screw driver, or a spoon in the eye.

Answer 8

Have a banshee show up and tear the man to pieces.

Answer 9

pull a single-edge razor blade from your panties and slice him up