Well then I have the perfect product for you. It's called the A$$ Freshener. I've develped a suppository that reacts with the butyric acid, sulfer and methane that effectively change the fragrance of your flatus. I'm working on a number of different A$$ fragnrances from Fruity Strawberry to Garden Potpourri and hopefully I can get some of the perfume manufacturers on board as well.
How nice would it be to expell unwanted gas within the work or recreation environment without the embarrasement of flatus odor? Friends and fellow coworkers would be equally delighted and complement you often. "Say, Phil that's a lovely colonge you're wearing. What is that?" "Actually its my new Hugo Sport Suppository A$$ freshener, thank you for noticing."
Does this product intrest you?
2006-07-12
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