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2006-07-12 05:52:15 · 7 answers · asked by pecker_head_bill 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
"when i was a kid, i told my mother for christmas i wanted something i could wear and something i could play with, she got me a pair of pants with he pockets cut out"
2006-07-12 05:54:11 · update #1
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
2006-07-12 06:05:28 · update #2
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
2006-07-12 06:11:02 · update #3
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
2006-07-12 06:26:33 · update #4
So a hooker said to me, "I'll do anything you want for $200.00". "Okay, paint my house!"
2006-07-12 05:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Steak and Sex, my Favorite Pair. I have them both the same way...very rare"
From Caddyshack *to the waiter*: Take this back to the chef and tell him it's dog food
2006-07-12 05:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Too many to list here.
2006-07-12 05:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by jb68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Referring to his wife:
"I told a taxi driver to take me where I could get some action--he took me to my house!"
2006-07-12 05:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jack Nicholson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it come with a cup of soup
2006-07-12 05:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Gatherer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
' When I was a baby , I was breast-fed by my father "
2006-07-12 06:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get any respect..
2006-07-12 06:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋