just make me laugh or make me smile or give me any reason to give u a 10! i'm in a generous mood... :)
cmon ppl, get creative!
2006-07-12 04:54:59 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok i got some funny answers already... anyone can do better?
2006-07-12 05:00:33 · update #1
b/c i am only on level 1 please i really need it
2006-07-12 05:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by tgiggj 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you” To which the wife responds, “I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too…”
--the jokes usually worth 100 points, but since i'm feeling generous now. i'll give away for ten. oh, and no refund ;p--
2006-07-12 05:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the 10 points
2006-07-12 05:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi my name is Katie im an adorable 18 year old cat that is sweet and affectionate ya know ya wanna see my pic my mammas baby i'm an indoor cat ive lived in a car on a farm and now with my mom where i'm retiring and i'll even purr for you (puuurrrrr)
2006-07-12 05:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why should you give me 10 points?
will it make you better looking, smarter, richer?
no.
will it stop global warming, save the baby seals, or even reduce ozone layer depletion?
no.
so why should you give me 10 points?
simply because - when was the last time you did something without a reason? who says that everything in life should have a point to it?
do it because you have no reason to.
because it is absolutely pointless.
2006-07-12 05:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A obese man was walking in the muddy street on a rainy day. He was crying and slobbering like a baby, when a beautiful woman walked up to him and asked why he was crying. He composed himself and said, I let myself go and got so fat that I can't even see my shoes anymore and I think that I stepped in dog crap. She stepped back and looked down in the mud and replied, You're not wearing any shoes!
2006-07-12 05:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like getting points because it makes me feel worthy...
my parents beat me...?
a lot...?
here's a joke:
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
2006-07-12 04:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the little chihuahua down the street and around the corner from you, ya thats right, the one eating a 12 lb sirloin, the one wearing the cute little spiked necklace that says "killer" on it, thinks you smell great and really wants me to have 10 points.
2006-07-12 04:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by digital genius 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should give me ten points because the more points i have the higher level the higher thelevel the questions i can awnser the more questions i awnser the more i help people and i have a joke fore you
what do you call a pig that does karate
a porkchop
get it pork-pig chop-karate
2006-07-13 02:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by spazywaffles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me 10 points cuz I'm really cool and poor
2006-07-12 05:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by just me!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah -
im not going to beg for 10 points
2006-07-12 04:58:15 · answer #11 · answered by BigD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋