2006-07-12 04:34:35 · 24 answers · asked by crushgrapesoda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is it in?
2006-07-12 04:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by THE_GURL_SO_SEXXI 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These total moodkillers have actually been said to me:
1. 'I've never f@$ked a white guy before.'
2. 'I had to shave it, I got crabs.' (same girl as #1, about 30 seconds after #1. That sealed it.)
3. 'You don't have to use protection, I'm pretty sure I'm already pregnant.' (girl #1's friend)
4. 'Well, I'm gonna get some tonight and I thought of you first.' (my friend's sister)
5. 'I did my first homemade porn when I was 15.' (girl I worked with)
6. 'My dad told me that he doesn't care if we f@$k, just as long as you're the only guy I'm f@$king.' (ex)
and the absolute best took place at a gas station while I was filling up in Auburn, WA:
some chick: Hey.
me: Hey.
some chick: Want a bl@wj@b?
me: excuse me?
some chick: You heard me, you're cute.
g/f on phone with me: Who's that?
me: some girl just asked me if I wanted a bl@wj@b.
g/f: seriously? Ask her how much.
me: my g/f wants me to ask how much.
some chick: $20. $25 and my friend helps.
g/f: wow, that's a bargain.
me: she says I'm not allowed, but thanks.
some chick: Well f@ck you then, a$$hole.
Classic.
2006-07-12 05:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by jkk109 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During:
Is it in yet?
Are you done yet?
Are you done already?
I've never done it with a fat chick before.
Also, using the wrong name
After:
How much did that just cost me?
Hurry up and get dressed and get out before my wife gets home
Wow. I guess I'm really not gay after all.
By the way, I have AIDS
Oops. I forgot to take my pill
Oops. Looks like the condom broke.
That was nice. Thanks. It was nice knowing you. See you around some time.
2006-07-12 04:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by zartsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck
Oh NO
naaaaaaaah (with a disappointed face)
Could have been worse
2006-07-12 04:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by SamWiseGamgee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During: You are really broad. Try to tighten me.
After: Sorry, it has been a messy affair.
2006-07-12 04:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by mann54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
during sex --> Is it in?
after sex -->Was That It?
2006-07-12 04:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by BeAuTiFuL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it in yet? or You didn't even touch me yet and you cam!!! or Get the hell out! or That will be $100. or I can't wait til my AIDS test come back. or Hold up, Hold up, is that it!
2006-07-12 04:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by blaqhonney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! From this angle you look just like your sister (mother, aunt, daughter)
TFTP
2006-07-12 04:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're new at this aren't you?
It can only get better.
What's your name again?
I thought you said it was going to get bigger when you got excited?
2006-07-12 04:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by EricCartman00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the wrong name. Tell him that it was too mall.
2006-07-12 04:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Love United 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DURING:
a guy - oops, squirted too early!!
a girl - your ceiling needs painting
AFTER:
a guy - I gotta call my mom
a girl - sh!t, I forgot my ointment!
2006-07-12 04:40:55 · answer #11 · answered by karkondrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋