.....I'm 56 years old, uneducated, with an IQ of 87, loud mouthed , have bad breath, smelly , dull, and have no talents what so ever.... I weigh 350 punds, and resemble a blonde Jackie Stallone....
Yet everywhere I go in Egypt I have men chasing me..., telling me how beautiful I am , and asking me to marry them....
Why is this?
Oh..did I forget... I am very RICH, and have an AMERICAN PASSPORT.
2006-07-12 04:32:57 · 49 answers · asked by Dumb American 2 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Egypt
This was amusing...
LOL
2006-07-12 04:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I remember Cairo. A Pattaya for older and well-rounded women. Nothing to do with the passport. I was an average looking young man there and I've never been hit on more times... by men. All their women are covered up and not available till after wedding vows. I'm sure those horny blokes would shag a bar stool if no one was looking... and there was a bar to go to.
2006-07-12 04:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by toweroftusks 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know the answer dear! Unemployment and poverty will make them ready to do anything to get a chance to get the USA green card, and to have some of your money!! Not all Egyptians are like this ofcourse, but isn't it the same reason Elizabeth Taylor had a young husband, when she was old?
And for all who don`t belive it is true, well it is! Many old women come to Egypt for this reason!
2006-07-12 06:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by ☆Dana☆ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you are very rich and have an american passport. And this isn't part of the question but don't put yourself down like that. It's not good for your self esteem.
2006-07-12 04:37:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Very big and fat and also ugly" is not important, we in Egypt can see beyond such external sights , we can look into your eyes and see the truth, and the beauty within, this is the important thing!
We can also cover you with a 'hijab'!
Will you marry me, I can pay your father 2 camels !!
Are you sure you have American passport??
2006-07-12 04:50:07 · answer #5 · answered by budding author 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First of all, lol thats funny.
Second of all, this question is a confirmation of how ignorant Americans are based the majority of these answers. Can you see how many people have taken this seriously?
("It's probably because you have money and a passport") LOL
2006-07-13 14:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looking at your avatar you are blond and fair - an irresistable combination for any Egyptian man.
When i was over their in 1995 i was offered a thousand camels for my ex wife - with hindsite i should have taken it!
(Only joking, we're still good friends)
2006-07-12 04:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by Grizzly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's just that our women are beautiful and it's always fun 2 give happiness to a freak of nature .
By the way , were u walking around hanging ur passport on ur forehead and dollars on ur flappy face ?How would they know ur rich and with the damn passpaort
2006-07-14 05:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Money. And probably because you're American Passport. Also, they probably just want a wife. I think i might move there...
And why degrade yourself? All that matters is inside, not physical appearance.
2006-07-12 04:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well...I'm an Egyptian and i feel that i'm offended right now....Thank God that there are men looking at you for anything better than none...But i'm pretty sure that u want that...
2006-07-12 17:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by vidodido 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess there aren't many ugly fat chicks in Egypt for them to chase after other then you.
2006-07-12 04:37:05 · answer #11 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋