The funniest answer gets the 10 points. Be creative!!!
2006-07-12 04:16:59 · 65 answers · asked by Emily L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Daddy should have pulled out!
2006-07-12 04:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your daddy is one of three guys... I think
Oh god.. what was I thinking??
Maybe if we put some colour contacts in and colour your head, your daddy won't suspect a thing
So THAT's why they say one night stands are a bad thing
I guess we could just say you were switched a birth.. gotta make the most of a situation right?
I shall name you Cinderella, because you'll be my on-call slave - what are we thinking - servant, every waking hour of the day... when do you wanna start?
What name should your daddy's name on the birth certificate be? Any suggestions?
I guess it's too late to shove you back in eh?
Sh**
Uh oh
Why me?
One look at you and your real Mama ran off
2006-07-12 04:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. That was so not worth it...
2. Umm, excuse me doctor? Could you send up some botox so we can take care of this baby's wrinkles?
3. Don't even think of crawling back in there...
4. OMG! I gave birth to Star Jones....
5. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Don Rickles?
2006-07-12 04:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought u just hadto crap!
Same size as daddys dick
Ur not supposed 2be black!
Hope ur dad dont find out
Daddys child support kicks ***
Whos ur daddy? And uncle.
U wanna drive home kid?
ill win stupidest answer.
2006-07-12 04:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. "Omg, it looks like your (the daddy's) mother!"
2. *the nurses hand her baby to the mother* "i'm sorry, can i see MY child?"
3. "i dont know who yo daddy is, i'm puttin you up for adoption"
4. "how in the world did i make this"
5. "there is no way i am being seen as yo mother"
2006-07-12 04:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by questioner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dad is Tom Cruise
2006-07-12 04:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.DAMN YOUR FATHER!!!
or
2.Wonderful. I just gave birth to a lizard
or
3. That is one disgusting creature
2006-07-12 11:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, which end is up?
anyone wanna play catch?
Little Johnny, meet your brother/cousin.
D@%^, that circus clown was good!
why's she got three legs?
2006-07-12 04:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mikey S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, Look! I knew we should have never visited the zoo!
2006-07-12 04:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by irl_merrick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was I thinking about? Or Lord, help me with this! or Can I get a refund? or Can I exchange this ****?
2006-07-12 04:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by blaqhonney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to stay like Elvis?
2006-07-12 04:20:04 · answer #11 · answered by Keith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋