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My life isn't that great but I can't stop smiling and my singing is starting to get annoying.

2006-07-12 03:06:51 · 14 answers · asked by nev 4 in Health General Health Care Other - General Health Care

And no! I didn't get laid last night!

2006-07-12 03:11:44 · update #1

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Enjoy a great day:) Maybe some wonderful things will come your way! When you're cheerful and positive it can be contagiouis. So go and spend the day with a crabby so they'll be cheery too

2006-07-12 03:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Kristen 4 · 18 2

Look around and appreciate everything you have, your health especially. Happiness is another thing to be very thankful for; Everything else FLOWS from HAPPINESS !!! This is Life Explained:

One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10?" So God agreed.
On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a 20-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for 20 years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?" And God agreed.
On the next day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of 60 years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed again .
Then on the next day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you 20 years." But man said: "Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back? That makes 80, OK?" "OK," said God, "You asked for it" .
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained. Be Happy, it can only be cantagious! The world needs more HAPPINESS !!!

2006-07-12 03:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Best enjoy the moment while it lasts. Don't beat urself up over it. I would swap places with you if you like I feel down a bit at the moment and could do with some cheering up :(

2006-07-12 03:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Storm 3 · 0 0

You don;t need a reason to be happy! Its free and is easy, do it more often!

You might cheer someone else up if you are not careful!

2006-07-12 03:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by HarryBore 4 · 0 0

Its Summer time, thats why, stop feeling down, put your shorts on and get down the beach.

2006-07-12 03:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by jude 6 · 0 0

something must happening good in your life"i wish i felt like smiling getting up in the morning"instead no one better talk to me incase i bite there head off...........

2006-07-12 03:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by theblackwitch 5 · 0 0

maybe u had a good dream?? its wierd but i wake up in a bad mood if i have a bad dream, and vice verser - think about it?!

2006-07-12 03:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by roundtree 2 · 0 0

Either you're just weird or, you got laid last night!!!!!

2006-07-12 03:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mummy 2 · 0 0

Sorry, but did you perchance get laid last night?

He he sorry, I had to ask :-D

2006-07-12 03:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 · 0 0

Take your hands out of your pants!

2006-07-12 03:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by moblopo36 2 · 0 0

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