I was out with my 2 dogs the other day when a man stopped me and asked me if they were Jack Russell's...i said no...they're mine..!
2006-07-12 02:56:47 · 21 answers · asked by billy h 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Funny!
2006-07-12 02:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Stop walking bent over ( like a chimp )putting you hands under your feet when walking
Then your feet will have a flat surface to walk on
the pain will go away
Its a wonder your hands are not deformed walking on them too
Put them by your side when walking
You will find this is so much easier for you
,, Right sorted your foot problem for you,,
As to the other problem
I was out with my 2 dogs the other day when a man stopped me and asked me if they were Jack Russell's...i said no...they're mine..!
WHO THE FU_K is JACK RUSSELL
I don`t KNOW
So sorry can not help you there
2006-07-15 05:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all the blood leaves your feet when you are inverted. The blood rushing back into them can cause cramping in the pedals.
As far as the dogs go, I'm sure you must have gotten one hell of a courtesy laugh out of that man.
2006-07-12 10:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your hands are under your feet and that means your not walking on a flat surface.
Either walk on your own two feet or stop walking on your hands.
2006-07-19 05:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by geegee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your feet hurt because the blood runs out of them. Funny joke not!
2006-07-12 10:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Biff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but i heard jack's dogs look pretty similar - and the guy was old give him a break
2006-07-12 10:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Soph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your hands are gripping your feet too tightly.
Anyway, that's what Abbott told Costello in
burlesque.
2006-07-12 13:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd be hurt too if you were a foot and someone chose to walk on their hands over you.
2006-07-12 10:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try lifting your foot up first before picking the gum off the sole of your shoe.
2006-07-12 10:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Referred pain?
2006-07-12 10:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jealousy?
By the way...stick to asking questions, the joke is pants!
2006-07-13 08:30:01 · answer #11 · answered by daveheez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋