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I would ask, Why did you want to be president of such a stupid, uninformed people?

2006-07-12 02:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by godoompah 5 · 1 1

If you truly have America's best interests at heart and you want to rid the world of a brutal dictator with WMDs, a tyrant who is more than willing to let his people starve so that he can build up a huge army and a massive weapons stockpile, endangering the safety and security of the entire free world, please, please sign the resignation papers immediately. All it takes is the stroke of a pen.

And, by the way, that axis of evil you're always talking about? You go on and on about how this country put up with Iraq for twelve long years, twelve long years, twelve long years... the first four of those years were under your daddy. And Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld and James Baker III and Paul Wolfowitz. Any of those names sound familiar?

The only smoke you're pounding is up your own @$$ and it's coming straight out your ears. Goodbye, you are the weakest evolutionary link. And while I'm at it, ever hear of inbreeding? Who pissed in your gene pool? Are you smoking crack again, George?

My God, you say you are a man of God... how do you even look at your face in the mirror to shave?

You may have taken everything you wanted in this life by force, but someday you're going to face a much Higher Judge, and I don't mean Bill Rehnquist. Will all the spoils of the Earth still be worth it to you on Judgment Day? Or do you think you can carp God, too?

2006-07-12 09:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd wear my Bush wanted T-shirt 4 a start than I doubt I'd need 2 say much at all 2 him.

Bush Wanted 4 War Crimes & Crimes against Humanity.
He's a dangerous man, believing himself 2 B the Democratically elected President of the USA.
Do not approach this man, but notify the Nearest Policeman!

2006-07-12 09:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ask him if we should bomb North Korea and Iran? I would ask him if he ever had to take a cut in pay? I wouldn't insult him personally even if I don't agree with his politics. I would tell him that I will never raise a second class citizen. I would talk to him about the division that has formed in the income brackets and stress to him the reality that everyone doesn't get the chance to go to college. I would try to convince him that we need good paying blue collar jobs as well as good paying white collar jobs. I would try to open his eyes to the dark side of working for less. It destroys people. The structure in place should be geared for advancement and the system should encourage confidence.

2006-07-12 09:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by tadpoleslider 2 · 0 0

Bring our troops home and fight the terrorist by using our special forces to infiltrate specific cells overseas. Clandestine operations with the Navy Seals and Recon and Rangers and Black Ops and the other ones you don't even tell us about. Make it you life's mission to fulfill you promise Bin Laden dead or alive. Get this guy already. Its not like we don't have the resources to find a 6 foot 10 Arab with a dialysis's machine. That's what I would say

2006-07-12 09:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by DEEJay 4 · 0 0

Hey George, you think you could swing exempting me from property tax as my land is paid for in full? Oh, and you think i can have my 35 years of SSI right now so i can spend it or put it away myself, before it gets spent somewhere else? oh, wait one more thing. Can I have the mineral rights on my property so i can get Dick and the boys to drill in my pasture?, I would only ask for a small percentage of the production profits. If you can swing ONE of these requests, i'll vote for your favorite candidate in the next election.

2006-07-12 09:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by twostories 4 · 0 0

Mr. President, I hope you aren't expecting to get into heaven after lying to the American people and the world for soooo long.

It's time to repent and start telling the truth to save your soul.

2006-07-12 09:47:01 · answer #7 · answered by ideogenetic 7 · 0 0

I would be polite and tell him that even though I don't agree with everything he does I still think he is a good president. It would be so cool to meet the prez!

2006-07-12 09:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by songbird 6 · 0 0

You are screwed up Bush. How about Laura?

2006-07-12 09:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0 0

Same thing I'd tell any representative of the Federal government who has ever voted for taxes or voted for a spending bill.

"Stop stealing my money, you do not have my permission to spend my money."

2006-07-12 14:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by e1war 3 · 0 0

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