2006-07-12 01:12:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
go to the toilet
2006-07-12 01:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it. If you must take a crap at work, do it while on an errand or something. If you take too long in the john at work, people will stigmitize you as Mister Poo Poo. You don't want that to happen. It totally ruined my career because I would go every morning right after I sat at my desk. And I would just kind of sit there and read the paper and check my voice mails on my cell, and I was eventually fired for pooping too much. Plus, everybody thought I was disgusting and gross, which I am. But it still hurt my feelings. I have feelings too you know. It's tougher now for me because now I drive a bus.
2006-07-12 08:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by misterpoopoomouth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually go to a toilet on a different floor from the one I work on. I cant crap at work if someone comes into the toilets, esp if its someone I might know!
I also fill the toilet bowl with toilet paper first, to make sure it doesn't make a noise when it drops! - plus you dont get any splash back that way
2006-07-12 08:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go upstairs to my loo in my flat, as I live on site!!!! Only for another two weeks 'cos i move then. If I am on nights which is 2 nights in a week then I have 1 before I go to work!
2006-07-12 08:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by iloveliz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take loads.
Think about it, you get 5 Min's break, you can read the paper, you save money by not buying toilet roll and best of all, whilst you're taking a dump, you're getting paid for it.
2006-07-12 08:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Raise your hand and wait for the Chairman of the Board to call on you.!!
2006-07-12 08:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you need one? People sometimes don't flush in public toilets so just go take one.
2006-07-12 08:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the loo and when you come out blame the smell on the office junior.
2006-07-12 08:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by pig m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go have one - unless the aroma is that bad - then you may have a problem!!!!
Do they have an outside one maybe
2006-07-17 16:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go!! if they dont let you crap on the floor!!
have some bog roll handy
2006-07-12 08:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make an excuse to go home for a while or hold it until its time for you to go home!!
2006-07-12 08:18:18 · answer #11 · answered by gizmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋