2006-07-11 23:08:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
thanx people when you want to be nice you really are
2006-07-11 23:26:56 · update #1
Two blondes walk into a bar...... You'd think one of them would have seen it.
2006-07-11 23:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by StingRay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor and a lawyer were having lunch outside one day. This beautiful woman walks by and the doctor says "I'd like to screw her" and the lawyer says "out of what".
Two guys sitting at a bar having a beer.A woman walks in, sits down and orders a hamburger.She starts to cough and sputter.One of the guys goes to her and asks "are you choking"? She nods yes and the guy promptly pulls her pants down and licks her butt. ll of a sudden the food flies out of her mouth.The guy says to his friend..."see I told you the Hindlick manuver works every time"........
From a bored x-ray tech on night shift
2006-07-12 06:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy goes to his Dr. says it hurts when I do this.... Doc says.... then don't do that barumpbumpbump.....hows that.... I just started my shift, guess I am not punchy enough to be funny yet... catch me later LOL
2006-07-12 06:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by catarina33pa99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a redneck if u have duct tape on ur bed sheets.
if duct tape don't cure it NyQuil will
a blonde took her car to the mechanic, she said it wont run, he said "crap in the carburetor, she said O how often do I do that"
2006-07-12 06:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by ngmfb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen, I saw this on the net, maybe you will like it.
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
2006-07-12 06:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
visit passthison.com and look for the video clip of ms. chan. it's hilarious.
2006-07-12 06:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Paul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener then every one would want to take a bit of me!!!
2006-07-12 06:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by 30seconds to mars is awesome.... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your front door? Don't be mad at me please when i give you the answer.
His name is Matt
2006-07-12 06:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by getit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it that when a person runs into us with a shopping trolley and apologises we politely say 'it's alright'. Why don't we say 'that hurt, you stupid idiot!'??????
2006-07-12 06:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by chicgirl639 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you!
2006-07-12 06:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by Joy RP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋