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Oh and you could use any weapon you wanted.

2006-07-11 20:47:21 · 6 answers · asked by Golgo-13 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I would use a can of Raid on the progenitor of the mosquito.

2006-07-11 20:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I think I can answer this question with some knowledge as I was created Honorary Professor of Paleontology at Dungle University after many years of amateur paleontology research and in recognition of my discovery on Dungle beach of the remains of the hitherto unknown dunglesaurus. This was a fearsome dinosaur which had three rows of 400 teeth and strong arms which it would tear its victim limb from limb. This was a violent and merciless monster which could have wiped out all other dinosaurs but for one reason: it had terrible bad breath and it could be smelt at a distance of 2 miles thus giving other dinosaurs a chance to escape. I would therefore kill it with a Listerine bomb dropped from an Apache helicopter.

In fairness, I should mention that my discovery is hotly disputed in the paleontology world and it is alleged the bones I found were in fact a pig bones buried by my daschund, Daschisaurus.

2006-07-12 04:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Dungle 3 · 0 0

Joan Rivers, I would use the coat hanger from a Kathy Lee sweater.

2006-07-12 03:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Gynolotrimena Lubriderma-Smith 3 · 0 0

a pteradactol

with 5 spear guns

2006-07-12 03:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0 0

T-rex and Id use my Red Ryder BB gun

2006-07-12 03:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0 0

i think id take a whack at a tyronnasaurus rex

and then

run like hell

2006-07-12 03:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by johnny_p_hall 3 · 0 0

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