Does anybody know how to make an expensive Italian wine?..........Headbutt him in the chest :-)?

Answer 1

HAHAHA, LOVE IT -CHEERS!

Answer 2

Very good. Of course, if you said how do you make an expensive French wine, it wouldn't scan as well. Given what was allegedly said to him though, you can understand why Zidane reacted although the accounts vary markedly

Regarding the substance of the argument, Zidane's agent Alain Migliaccio said, "[Zidane] told me Materazzi said something very serious to him but he wouldn't tell me what." He also told reporters that Zidane planned to speak out about the incident.

Several newspapers have had lipreaders try to interpret what Materazzi said, though they have come up with different interpretations. Broad consensus of these analyses is that Materazzi spoke in Italian, a language understood by Zidane, and that he gravely insulted Zidane.

According to Milan based La Gazzetta dello Sport, Materazzi admitted that he insulted Zidane, but recounted the incident as follows: "I held his shirt for a few seconds only, then he turned to me and talked to me, jeering. He looked at me with a huge arrogance and said: 'If you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards'. I replied with an insult, that's true." He stressed that the insults were "the type [...] that we've heard before so many times on the pitch, and sometimes we don't even notice it". Responding to reports that he had called Zidane a "dirty terrorist" or "son of a terrorist whore", Materazzi insisted that the insult was not racist in nature, and that he did not even know what a terrorist was (he must be the only adult on earth). He also rejected claims that he had insulted Zidane's mother: "I certainly didn't talk about Zidane's mother because to me the mother is sacred". Zidane's mother Malika had been taken ill to hospital hours before the World Cup final.

Answer 3

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right.

I don't see the Italian player or their fans whining

But I do see the French and the rest of the losing fans WHINING

But I'll send you some cheese to go with that whine

Answer 4

No but, I know how to make a good French Cheese though. Send him to the locker room and make him age. :)

Answer 5

That's got to be the first actual funny/clever joke I've heard so far!

Answer 6

I hope Materazzi got hit harder. Woot woot for Zizou.

Answer 7

hahahah hahaha. that was funny.

Answer 8

hahahaha...............................red wine