2006-07-11 17:51:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Do the same to him when he isn't expecting it
2006-07-11 17:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you do not appreciate him farting in bed and that you feel it is disrespectful of him to pull the sheets over your head after he farts.
Be prepared for him to let you know that he has been doing this as a response to your farting and queefing in your sleep...
As a result, maybe you should both try Beano or see a specialist...
2006-07-11 18:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Todd Maz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time your around alot of people do somthing to him that makes him want to dig a hole and jump into it.Do somthing to him that he would not like.But if this was me the first toot would be the last toot
2006-07-11 17:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beat him up and toot in his face and pull the covers over his head and scream dutch oven
2006-07-11 17:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by sexy love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab his nuts, squeeze till he lets you up, if he is a fast learner it will be the last time he does it. If like some men he is a slow learner you may have to repeat this process several times. Eventually he will catch on. Good Luck!
2006-07-11 17:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by hermom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't really give an answer but had to say thank you for asking this question and thank you everyone for answering (if this is a real problem I'm sorry and not trying to be rude) I have had the worst day at work and this made me laugh and is a little sunshine in a otherwise crappy (pun intended) day. trying burping in his face. if your looking for a more civilized answer.................yeah i got nothing you have to fight fire with fire MAD mutually assured destruction is the rule of game
2006-07-11 18:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by graywolph82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hit him with a shoe in the knee cap. Pinch the soft skin under his arm or dump salsa on him while he's in the shower. Then feel grateful that I have someone that's fun to be with.
2006-07-11 17:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by Adalina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poke him in the ribs. my husband does the same thing to me. I usually push him out of bed in the middle of the night after he's sound asleep to get him back. it's just something that I deal with. he's just showing you affection in a "funny" way, at least he thinks it's funny. I know my husband finds it hilarious. But if it bothers you to awfully, talk to him about it.
2006-07-11 17:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if my husband Toots in the bed, I toot right back at him!
2006-07-11 17:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mydogsrcute 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull the hair on his legs,he'll scream like a girl and think twice about doin it again.
2006-07-11 17:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
push him off the bed and tell him to sleep on the couch as a "punishment" Then plan to get him back later with a joke of your own.
2006-07-11 17:57:50 · answer #11 · answered by myanimals22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋