Do you have a story of a time when you were drunk and peed somewhere you shouldn't have?

Question

Like maybe behind a building, or next to a car?

Answer 1

Or the bathroom sink at Winchell's donuts because my friend was taking too long on the toilet? : )

Answer 2

yes, I was 16 drunk as hell came home ran to the toilet and sat on the toilet and peed and when I finished I realized that the toilet seat lid was down, so I peed and it all was under me on the seat and running down the sides of the toilet and all over the floor,I had to go get bathroom cleaner out of the pantry because there wasnt any in the bathroom ,and my dad was pissed off ,wanted to know why I came in all loud and drunk ,after midnight and what the hell was I doing now, I told him what I did, and he laughed so hard he cried and called me a retard ,and told me to go clean my mess, I wasn't in trouble anymore cause ,that was too damn funny, and he was not mad anymore, he laughed at me all week and I never did something like that again

Answer 3

me and my roomates had a kegger at our house, i peed 5 or 6 times on our fence not really thinking anything of it. I ended up dropping my phone near where i peed. The next day my friend found it and was laughing his a** off. he called me over and said look through the fence you were peeing on. I looked.....i had peed all over my neighbors kid's playschool slide lol.

Answer 4

My friend peed in my kitty box once after putting away a fifth of Cuervo.

Answer 5

Well not me but my sister and I had been out and we got to my apartment and I walked up to the door and turned around and my sister had her pants down sitting on the curb peeing right in front of my apartment

Answer 6

this wasn't me but I have been at a party and was asleep on the couch woke up and a guy was peeing in the corner of the living room guess he thought in his drunken state it was the bathroom

Answer 7

my brother inlaw peeded in the bedrrom closet thought he was in the bathroom

Answer 8

Girl's bathroom count. With women in it.