2006-07-11 16:53:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ebaumsworld.com and click prank calls and click arnold swarzinator or watever and listen to the calls there so funy.
2006-07-11 16:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple!
Well that filled a couple of minuites of your time.
2006-07-12 07:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by Justine B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sent a text message to my husband last night (he is on a business trip) saying, "Awww crap, ran out of toilet paper." A few minutes later, I got a reply. From my Dad. Somehow I sent the message to my Dad instead....and his reply was, "Oh, we just ran out too! Wish you were here so we could bring you some!" I was like, what the hell do I look like sending messages to my Dad across the country about toilet paper? Geez.
Also, try www.gkko.com...they have some FUNNY stuff.
2006-07-11 23:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am anwering this one , so it will be saved on my profile. This way I can look up, all the fun sites you all posted! The more the merrier, right?
2006-07-12 00:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go 2 www.smilepop.com or www.robertrunyon.com im 13 soo its funnie 2 me but i dont know about u ??????? at least i tried
2006-07-11 23:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by kimmi l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/w/Jesus---%22I-Will-Survive%22?v=s-e-rDbXu6I
only if you're not really religious. Lol, I'm sorry....we all need to be able to laugh at the Jesus jokes. This is hilarious and it's really not THAT offensive.
2006-07-11 23:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by Allison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy wins the lottery. He calls home to his wife n says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"
"Where are we going?" she asks.
The guy says to his wife, "I don't care where you go. Just be gone when I get home."
2006-07-11 23:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by bbcranks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a good link to me, but if I were you I would not click on it lol http://tinyurl.com/7ozek
2006-07-11 23:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs Up Fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.darkwing.net/aaron/prank-calls/badnews.mp3
Funny radio prank call
2006-07-11 23:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by bloodhound96 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to... baratsandbereta.com ...I laughed so hard at these guys I was crying. Especially the mother's day card!
2006-07-11 23:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by CherBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored.com Lots of fun stuff!
2006-07-11 23:57:01 · answer #11 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋