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Please state your answer in weight (metric or american), number of logs and the diameter and length of them (metric or american again), or anything else you can think of. Get creative!

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2006-07-11 15:30:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

If the wood chuck could chuck wood, then there would be too much wood to chuck and therefore the wood would have to chuck itself. Wood I mean Would someone ask the woodchuck?

2006-07-11 15:34:09 · update #1

12 answers

as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

2006-07-11 15:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by greenjellybean 3 · 2 1

He would chuck about 25 logs 25 feet in diameter 25 feet long and each one would weigh around 25 hundred metric pounds, and they would all lay in a perfect metric semi circle that is if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2006-07-11 22:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by Littlebigdog 4 · 0 0

A woodchuck would chuck a lot of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

2006-07-11 22:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Chaosman 3 · 0 0

a quarter of a chord,
at a quarter a chord,
of course
equals about 6 and a quarter cents per quarter of a quarter chord,
So he would chuck 4 quarters of a chords to make 4 quarters
every quarter hour
not much money in chuckin wood i'd say
so is the real question to be asked--is a woodchuck still chuckin wood at a quarter till 4 in the morning?

2006-07-11 22:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by capt_yah000 2 · 0 0

A woodchuck,would chuck ,all the wood......If a woodchuck,could chuck wood.

2006-07-11 23:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by rhajha 3 · 0 0

Not as much as Chuck Norris chucked.

2006-07-11 22:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by CAUTION:Truth may hurt! 5 · 0 0

it would chuck a lot of wood

2006-07-11 22:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell85 2 · 0 0

if you don't want dumb answers don't ask a dumb question

3lbs 23" and they like sandal wood the best

2006-07-12 00:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Natalie Rose 4 · 0 0

3 or maybe 7

2006-07-11 22:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by BeachBABE 4 · 0 0

as much as Chuck would.

2006-07-11 22:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by PJ 2 · 0 0

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