it wakes up when its not suppost to. i tell it naughty go back to sleep but it just gets stiffer.
2006-07-11 14:48:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
beat it hard all the time
2006-07-11 14:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
It just wants to play...
I've taken a cue from SNL. Buy some whole cashews(unsalted) and when he wants to play, shoot some hoops with him. Put the contoured part of the cashew over the end of your penis, bend it down and aim for a coffee can(If you get better at it, try shooting into a pickle jar) I'm gonna try a baby food jar next.
2006-07-11 15:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by -* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, what is the cause? If it's because you keep thinking about sex, then you have to think about something else. There is nothing wrong with your penis, most likely it is in your brain, because the brain is the one controlling it.
Even if it is a reflex, I think it is normal, and what you need to do is cover it. Hope this helps.
2006-07-11 16:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by teddybear1268 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut it off. Remove your testicles and take estrogen. Wear a chastity belt. Take whatever they give you when Viagra gives you an erection for more than four hours. Think about Dick Cheney naked. Ice? Cold shower. Frequent masturbation? Ok I'm upsetting myself...
2006-07-11 14:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by ebillar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be grateful that it is able to stiffen even when this is not desired. It's when the penis doesn't get firm;that's when you have a problem. Be kind to yourself.
2006-07-11 14:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao... may I suggest binding it in cloth to prevent erection? Just a thought..... it worked on Chinese women's feet. Best wishes
2006-07-11 14:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him sleeping pills or dont feed him for a whole day so he obey ur orders. good luck
2006-07-11 14:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by sasa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Ben Gay on it and i guarantee it will not act up any more
2006-07-11 14:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Texas A/C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put denocrub on it when it misbehaves.... it won't want to pop up for a while then!!
2006-07-11 14:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Aussie Chick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beat that thing like it owes you money.
2006-07-11 14:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by Federico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick it back in your sister.
2006-07-11 22:30:13 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋