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It was in a hospital restroom. Above the sink was a sign that said THINK and an arrow pointing down to the sink. Well......in lipstick, on the mirror above the soap dispenser was written "THOAP".

2006-07-11 13:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 12 9

Ha ha! as a matter of fact, i saw a few ones today that listed several names, mostly employees of the store i was, claiming they did explicit sexual acts in there. I was speechless., never knew someone could do such things in a restroom.

2006-07-11 13:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by lelekid4ever 5 · 0 0

Wasn't the FUNNIEST but it was funny enough, especially because i was in like 8th grade when i saw it last:

Back in the day when knights were bald
and condoms weren't invented
They tied a sock around their c**k
and babies were prevented

2006-07-11 13:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by lingt69 3 · 0 0

Here I sit, upon this pooper, just gave birth to a NY State trooper

2006-07-11 13:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0 0

someone actually wrote down that old 867-5309 deal from the song jenny. thought that was funny to do since the reason.

2006-07-11 13:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by clomtancy 5 · 0 0

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh!t
But only farted

(Not funny, but it typically isn't)

2006-07-11 13:55:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

here i sit broken hearted, tried to **** but only farted; yet better by far than risk the chance of triing to fart and crap my pants.


what are you looking up here for, you justed pissed on your shoes

flush twice, its a long way to the cafeteria

2006-07-11 14:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by panjak 2 · 1 0

in el paso "here i sit my buns a'flexin
i just gave birth to another texan"

2006-07-11 13:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

" My mother made me a homosexual"


"If I sent her some wool, do you think she would make me one too?"

2006-07-11 13:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by snoweagleltd 4 · 0 0

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