What was the best laugh you have had recently?

Answer 1

Let me set the scene for you:
It's a really hot Friday and I'm at my boyfriends Mom's house. She had a lot of family members over and the kids were sitting on the porch eating chips & drinking Kool-aid.
I had just recently lost my job. My 2 year old son looked at me and said(NO JOKE-REALLY) "Mama, I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'ma get you high today. Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job..." then he just looked at me while I'm starring at him, trying my best not to crack-up laughing. The whole porch just busted-up laughing and I couldn't do nothing but laugh my damn self. That was some strange S@&$!!! LOL & Be Good...

Answer 2

Probably when I saw Nacho Libre the night it opened. I laughed so hard I was crying plus, I had a broken ankle so I had taken Lortab 10 right before we went so I couldnt stop lol.

Answer 3

Well its a little forward and forgive me if my son ever finds out I told this story on the world wide web, but my 6 1/2 yr old asked me about 2 weeks ago why when he woke up his pee pee pointed towards him. I explained it and then had to leave the room to burst into tears and laughter without hurting his innocent little feelings.

Answer 4

Daughter A watches March of the Penguins. Daughter B says "daddy A is watching that movie again you know how sensitive I am". She gets so upset when the penguins loose the egg. It's devastating for her. That's not funny "you know how sensitive I am" was funny. I think daughter A has my sense of humor and watches it to freak her sister out.

Answer 5

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope".

Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down
today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

Nope", she replies.

IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert . Shoulda bought a
hat."

Answer 6

Last night when I was having sex with my boyfriend, cause he made the most funniest face and I couldn't hold myself so I was laughing up and he was laughing too so it was nice.

Answer 7

The other day I ment to say backwards or forwards but i said fackwards or borwards! I laughed so hard!

Answer 8

F.B.I. is looking for new agents. They narrow it down to 3. 2 men & a woman. They take the first man to a large door, hand him a gun & tell him his wife is behind the door. Go in and kill her. He goes in, there is silence for 5 minutes. He walks back out & say's " I can't do this" The second guy walks up. They again, tell him "your wife is behind the door, here is a gun, kill her". He walks in, half hour later he comes out & says "That's my wife, I can't do that!"
Finally the woman walks up, they hand her a gun & say "Your husband is in there, kill him" She enters the door. They then hear, 6 bangs, alot of loud noises, finally after 20 min.'s she comes back out, perspiring and panting & says "You should have told me they were blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair"!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

not laughed but chukled to see 2 easy points..

Answer 10

From this: i posted a question about "do you have ugly feet, one of the responses I got was :

im not gona lie... MY TOES ARE SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i wear a size 8 in girls so u kno they r big lol.... and i was blessed with long nails, good for my fingers but BAD for my toes.... i just dont like my big toes.... other than that, they arent THAT bad....
THIS HAD ME CRYING OUT OF MY CHAIR LOL, GIRL YOU ARE FUNNY! :)