No weapons allowed...
2006-07-11 11:54:31 · 22 answers · asked by itsallover 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bush would probably win. Kerry is too obsessed with the "3 Purple Hearts" which he lied about, and he is too much of a flip-flopping hippie. Then again, if you watched the Democratic Convention you would see what a "nice" guy Kerry is with his "heroic" CPR attempt on a hamster.
2006-07-11 12:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 3 · 7⤊ 6⤋
I like Bush, but outside of any, and I mean any, political election, Kerry would rip his head off. The guy was not only trained to fight, but he did! Bush might have bigger balls, but Kerry has the know how in a fight. Too bad he doesn't have the know how to lead though, isn't it? Actually, it's a good thing he doesn't!
2006-07-11 12:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Steel Cage! Why you ask...Kerry would end up crying and running away. Bush would have so much pain that he would have to snort a whole 8ball of coke to calm the pain. Then their would be nothing left but the Cage.
2006-07-11 12:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by budjr8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy, Kerry.
Kerry would start talking all intellectual-like and Bush would get so confused he'd have a brain-fart and keel over.
Or Bush would get so bored by all the blabbering he'd fall asleep and Kerry would squash his melon.
Weapons allowed- then bush. He'd pull out the chainsaw from the ranch. Well, unless Kerry broke out the shotgun. Then it would be interesting.
come on, get real....
bush has wisdom? that's a funny one..
2006-07-11 11:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by dapixelator 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush would do something sneaky, like have Cheney blast Kerry in the face with a shotgun from behind the ref.
2006-07-11 12:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by NightShade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kerry. Bush ducked out of Vietnam 'cause he is a chicken, and he would try to run to mama in this case too. His only chance is that Kerry might get winded kicking his cowardly *** after a while.
2006-07-11 12:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by MattCan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush would win, because Kerry is a wuss.
And I completely agree with tm_tech32. Texan's are tough!
2006-07-11 12:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No contest, Bush would win hands down, he is in much better shape and I don't care how rich you are (although Kerry is far richer) if you live in Texas you are going to be tougher then someone from Massachusetts.
2006-07-11 11:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by tm_tech32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this can surely be a protecting strive against. i'm keeping that Jesus would not use the mild saber- too violent. Muhammed ought to apply the metal cable to carry from the accurate of the cage and "wait Jesus out". regardless of the indisputable fact that, you recognize Jesus is an excellent-affected individual guy. Christians were waiting for him to come back end the strive against right here in the international for over 2000 years. Do you fairly have the time?
2016-11-06 05:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush of course because he has wisdom kerry has absolutley 0.
2006-07-11 12:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by tfh777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kerry! Kerry was a freaking hockey player! Georgey Porgie was a cheerleader! Course Cheney would probably show up with his Winchester........ oh dear........
2006-07-11 11:57:51 · answer #11 · answered by highstrung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋