have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? if yes what did you do when you were caught?

Question

Ive been caught doin both..lol
ahh the girl below is right the show must go on..lol

when i was caught havin sex, it was in a fredricks of hollywood dressing room with my ex.

Answer 1

I'm guilty! I was in college. My ex and I were in the car, and all you could see was the back of her head ( if y'know what I mean).

I'm in ecstasy, so my eyes are closed. I open 'em, and there's the "boys in blue". The cop says "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOIN???"

Shocked, I said the first thang that jumped into my blood deprived head. "We're just neckin!"

The officer had the perfect comeback. He says:

"Well, put your neck back in your pants and get outta here!"

(true story, y'all...)

Answer 2

Dude - my girl's dad caught us ggoing at it when I was like 19 years old. He came into the living room (it was like 2am, and the parents were supposed to be asleep...) and he didnt have his glasses on - thank goodness! Im on the floor, girl's legs in the air above my head and he walks in and asks "Is that you? Shouldnt you be at home by now?" I said "YES SIR!" and he walked out. My girl and I laughed about tthat one for weeks!

Eventually, we broke up, after several years. I was seeing a new chick. Sitting on teh lawn one day, and here comes the ex flying down the street. She slams on the brakes in front of the house, rolls down her window and says "I thought maybe you might want to use these with your new girlfriend, AS*HOLE!" - and proceeds to throw every sex toy we ever bought together out the window....about 15 in all. You shouldda seen the look on the new girls face! PRICELESS!

Answer 3

I was staying with his friend's family over New Year's Eve (Y2K) figured if the world was gonna end I would go out in style. Got caught having SEX by his best friend's grandma pretty embarrassing since we had to spend the rest of the weekend with her. Luckily she was one very cool grandma!

Answer 4

Sex only..
I was 17, she was 16, we were going at it in the garage with me standing and her *** on the workbench face to face. Mom, Dad, Sis and Bro got an eyeful when they hit the garage door opener and pulled in with the ol' pumpkin Orange '72 Impala station wagon.
I picked her up and turned my back to the car. We uncoupled and she went straight out the side door and jumped in the pool. I was left to explain, and boy were the folks upset. They finally let me get her bikini and I hopped in the pool with her while she covered up.
End result, she was baned from our house, I got grounded for two weeks.

Answer 5

When I was 13, my girl at the time and I went to her house on a sunday while her mama was at church. She came back to the house, and started coming up the staris, yelling about how she was gonna cut up whoever was in there. I grabbed my clothes and climbed out of the window, still in my underwear.

Answer 6

well I was in the park and this boy and I were having sex and my mom walked up and started yelling at me and then she asked if we were using a condom and let us keep having sex after we said yes but if kind of broke the mood! I was 21!

Answer 7

I have been caught having sex twice. I laughed both times. No biggie. Everyone does it, right??

Answer 8

=ALMOST=
It was while having sex. We were outside of church, all the people started coming out while we were busy in the car, so we stopped and got off the car to join all the people, we acted normal...I'm sure some people noticed...it was so funny.

Answer 9

Having sex yes , masturbating no. I just kept right on doing what i was doing, and threw a peace sign.

Answer 10

I got thrown out of the zoo.
Michael Jackson.