Put salt in the sugar.
Short sheet the bed.
Fill a bag with doggie doo. Put some lighter fluid on it and put it on a porch, and light it, and ring the bell. They come to the door, see the little fire, and step on it!
2006-07-11 11:41:36
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answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5
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plastic wrap over the toilet bowl (under the seat) is a hoot, but can be messy.
vaseline has a million funny uses, and a dab on a doorknob can make the homecoming funny for everyone, except your victim.
Salt in the sugar bowl can be great toxic fun.
Loosening the lid on a salt-shaker can really enhance the dining experience.
Short-sheeting is a classic.
For more vicious jokes, there are plenty of pranks you can play with Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr. in underclothes.
I try to stay away from animals in my pranks, alive or dead. But plastic critters can really get a rise out of your victims.
Keep in mind that you must remain anonymous ... being identified as the prankster will make you a pariah.
Cheers.
2006-07-11 11:46:43
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answered by Grendle 6
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well , when I was younger
I used to but fresh dog poop inside
a couple of plastic bags.
the squirt in a little lighter fluid.
then put in a paper sandwich bag.
set the paper one on fire.
ring the door bell and run.
man what a hoot, the person who stomped
on the bag would get it stuck to thier foot
because the plactic one melted.
then they would run around like a nutcase
trying to get this flamming bag of crap off
there shoe or slipper.
whoooohaaa
I still laugh when I picture it today.
it was the best one ever.
2006-07-11 11:45:29
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answered by rottentothecore 5
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I like the one where a person is asleep and someone puts shaving cream on one of their hands. Someone else tickles the person's nose - the one who's asleep - and everyone watches that person put shaving cream all over their face.
2006-07-11 12:03:50
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answered by dmspartan2000 5
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Shoot, I don't know, but I was callin random ppl the other day, and sayin..."Hi, this is Victoria from Sex Toys Inc. and I was calling to let you know that you're order has come in, and because you spent ((however much money)) we're giving you a free XS dildo." HILARIOUS! when you'd hear their reactions.
2006-07-11 11:42:08
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answered by Anonymous
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whoopy cusion, fly in ice cube, zap pen, that little stick of gum were u make em pull it out and a cockroach jumps out, tape the lotto get that ticket and give it to your friend to watch the tape without him noing and he "wins" the lotto then "accidently" drop it in the fire, and thats about all i can remember
2006-07-11 11:41:55
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answered by ilikepieandcrust11 1
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Empty out a stick of white deoderant and replace it with cream cheese.
2006-07-11 11:43:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Cover the toilet seat with plastic wrap.
2006-07-11 11:46:00
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answered by Lar-Bear 3
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Tell someone that their parents are dead wait until they cry and freak out, then say "Just kidding, it's actually your son"
2006-07-11 11:48:13
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answered by itsa_me23 3
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whoopie cushion,fly in ice,fake vomit, gross teeth,hot gum
2006-07-11 11:41:02
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answered by cassiepiehoney 6
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