2006-07-11 11:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by 43 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I nominate this as silliest question of the year.
2006-07-11 11:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by RockHunter 7 · 9⤊ 5⤋
Jesus. Why would he qualify for a Texas deathmatch?
A proper Texas deathmatch would be Rick Perry vs. Kinky Friedman. And the Kinkster would most definitely win.
2006-07-11 11:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by highstrung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would, Bush wouldn't attack Jesus, and Jesus has eternal life, so he would just wait him out. Of course Jesus might try to get Bush to understand every sin he has ever committed (EVERYONE SINS), and Bush would get all defensive and call in a preemptive strike. In the process taking out the arena, but leaving a much better one in its place.
2006-07-11 12:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...yeah. I don't think Jesus would be involved in a Texas death match. What is that, exactly, anyway??
2006-07-11 11:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The biblical Jesus took responsibility for his words and actions, and faced the repercussions.
w blamed others, hid, and stole power behind the law.
Jesus would decline the match since he's not into senselessly slaughtering sheep.
2006-07-11 11:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by navymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... why do I have this image of Jesus beating the crap out of Bush until Condi distracts a referee while Rove hands Bush a steel chair in the ring and Bush bashes Jesus' head...
it just seems to work... doesn't it...
2006-07-11 11:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS....He already died for George W's sins, so GW could have everlasting life! And YOU TOO!
Doest thou believe this?
2006-07-11 11:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by Linn E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, remember what jesus said: "That's right pendejo.....Nobody F**ks with the jesus"
What? You mean the other one?
2006-07-11 11:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by BarronVonUnderbeiht 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this were an intelligent question, people would take it seriously.
2006-07-11 11:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you completely insane?
2006-07-11 11:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this doesnt deserve an answer, you freak!
2006-07-11 11:45:32 · answer #11 · answered by Katz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋