Why do you people have an obsession with Chuck Norris!?!?!?
2006-07-11 11:20:39
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answer #1
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answered by Branwen 4
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He is a good fighter. But... He didn't help Bruce Lee develop Jeet Kun Do. That was Dan Insanto..
2006-07-11 18:21:24
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answered by Shawn B 3
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I guess people are just envious but secretly deep down appreciate Chuck for who and what he is which is entertaining and good at what he does. I agree he is a better fighter than actor and just is an acting fighter that has entertained us in many movies which people do watch. Good for Chuck, it doesn't matter what other people think anyway, does it really?
2006-07-11 18:25:18
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answer #3
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answered by clarissa l 2
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True! And did you know, that Chuck Norris can even slam a revolving door? Now that is talent! Shazam!
2006-07-11 18:45:35
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answer #4
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answered by amuse4you 4
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Chuck Norris Fun Facts:
·Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
·Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
·Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
·The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
·Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
·Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
·If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
·Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
·When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
·The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
·Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
·CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot *** kicking in real-time.
·Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
·There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
·Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
·What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
·Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
·Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
·Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
·Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
·A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
·Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
·Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
·If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
·Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
·Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
2006-07-11 18:28:02
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answer #5
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answered by yossarius 4
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Because some are way to young to know what a good martial artist he is
He can kick some major butt
2006-07-11 20:20:50
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answer #6
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answered by mick987g 5
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they say he is a good fighter but I've only seen him in movies.
He is my 3rd cousin and we have reunions almost every year but he never puts in an appearance, so that goes to show he isn't very family oriented, which makes him non worthy to me.
2006-07-11 18:26:30
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answered by bbb_1211 2
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yeah
2006-07-11 18:34:18
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answered by _ 6
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yeah i know!!
2006-07-11 18:18:53
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answer #9
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answered by crazychick ♥ 4
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