I’ve been shocked and horrified to discover an alarming trend with the fortune cookies. It seems the fortunes have been replaced with Eastern religious philosophy and the lotto numbers have been replaced with exhortations to learn Chinese! Is this is a sign that the Communist Chinese are trying to infiltrate America with their unholy doctrine?
Is their wicked plan is to get to our hearts through our stomachs?
2006-07-11 11:11:31 · 10 answers · asked by pharcydetrip 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Paranoic anyone ?
Steven Spilberg agent maybe would be interested in that script.
2006-07-11 11:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes, you crack open a fortune cookie, and are greeted not only by a string of lucky numbers, but a funny or weird fortune that makes you wonder. These fortunes were found in actual fortune cookies in the Greater Toronto Area, home to many fine Chinese food establishments.
Is the Chinese Communist Party or the Borg is trying to tell me something?
2006-07-11 18:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... China is becoming a major power in the world. They aren't trying to take over with cookies. You know, the don't even have fortune cookies in China. That's an American twist on Chinese food.
2006-07-11 18:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by jessiebrenn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its just an evil plan to hear Americans mis-pronounce "duck sauce" in chinese. China= not proper communist state. Another example of broken promises leading to a dictatorship.
2006-07-11 18:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by highstrung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOPE!!! Fortune cookies are not part of the Red Chinese plan.
2006-07-11 18:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I've seen ninjas jump out of fortune cookies.
All I can say is be careful what cookie you crumble.
2006-07-11 18:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's their way of getting us to buy more American flags (and everything else) that are made in China.
2006-07-11 18:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by A4Q 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, be afraid christian america, be very afraid!
the gang of four is well and alive; mao sends his greetings through the cookies.
oh, yes, be very afraid...
2006-07-11 18:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by St. Anthony of Y!Answers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many ways to wicked heart !! :)
2006-07-11 18:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by msbluebells 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, please, get a life.
2006-07-11 18:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by somebody else 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋