It seems many Christians here believe you CAN choose to be gay, so I want to give it a try!
I'm so tired of eating fish.
God bless your good souls!
2006-07-11 10:18:33 · 8 answers · asked by St. Anthony of Y!Answers 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Dear St Anthony
Thanks for your interesting take - I suppose having been a fisherman in your earlier life you could tire of eating fish. I'm not sure Pork sausages are necessarily for you, however, if you've never had a penchant for them before now.
I do wish you well in your endeavours.
Best Wishes
2006-07-11 12:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 7⤊ 4⤋
Act like Ryan Seacrest or Lance Bass or Tom cruise or for the older flamer look go with Seigfrid and Roy or Sir.Elton John.
2006-07-11 19:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually while I know most gay ppl don't choose to be gay, I have known some women that have chosen it. Most of them after some bad experiences with men.
I personally don't find any difference/relevance in the fact of it being a choice or not. To me, it's like why can't ppl stay the hell out of other ppl's sexual behavior as long as they are consenting adults.
I've known PLENTY of totally perverted straight ppl.
2006-07-11 17:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice is to walk (no RUN) to your local place of worship. It is quite obvious that you have been overtaken by Satan himself! You must have your evil soul cleansed by the everlasting love of God (unless you decide to stay gay - then God will hate you forever and you'll be damned to eternity in Hell).
My church tells me this - so of course it is true. I cannot disagree with my church because they know better and I am just a sheep to be told how to think and what to believe. If I question my church I am unholy and wrong.
Please, please, go back to eating fish - after all, weren't we told that Jesus was able to feed thousand with just six fish? It's not too late!
2006-07-11 17:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by guaposf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever question...If you really want to outflame them all, get some lighter fluid, squirt all over your shirt and light a cigarette...that will get their attention! On the otherhand, that has been done before...protests or something like that...Never mind.
2006-07-11 17:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pattern all your life after Geroge W. Bush - he is the biggest flame I know! heheheheheheheh
2006-07-11 17:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever watched queer eye for the straight guy? be like Carson, the one who dresses everybody. or Jack from will and grace. have fun!
2006-07-11 17:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come visit me and I will personally teach you! LOL
2006-07-11 17:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by Vincent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋