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Get a new crush. Think to yourself that you are a great guy and for her to not want to be with you is stupid. And remember she is not worth it.

2006-07-11 10:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by hottiemgj 2 · 8 3

First night: Drink straight bourbon for a few hours with a good friend, then have someone drive you home and eat a bowl of cereal while listening to 69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields until you pass out. You'll be fine from there, though it may take some time. If you can't seem to shake her, find a good therapist and/or escort service.

2006-07-11 10:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by trident_of_paracelsus 2 · 0 0

Best way in the world: Get a new, prettier girlfriend. Then flaunt her to your ex.
Works every time.

2006-07-11 10:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by kentata 6 · 0 0

Have sex with a new girl

2006-07-11 10:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Roz 4 · 0 0

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